Of course I'm having a rough day. It's a year that begins with a 2.
August 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Of course I'm having a rough day. It's a year that begins with a 2.
Ozzy dying and dragging the Hulkster to hell on day 1 is one hell of a power move.
July 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ozzy dying and dragging the Hulkster to hell on day 1 is one hell of a power move.
Fun fact: the more 20 year old Chryslers you leave in your yard, the less lawn you have to mow.
July 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fun fact: the more 20 year old Chryslers you leave in your yard, the less lawn you have to mow.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
June 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking
June 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
June 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
We live in the golden age of weed pens. Why is there not a food truck serving pancakes in every town?
May 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
We live in the golden age of weed pens. Why is there not a food truck serving pancakes in every town?
I would do terrible, terrible things for a RadioShack. I just want to buy electrical components and have them the same day.
April 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I would do terrible, terrible things for a RadioShack. I just want to buy electrical components and have them the same day.
All I really want is to drive an old pickup that smells like cigs and memories while listening to Stan Rogers. Is that too much to ask?
March 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
All I really want is to drive an old pickup that smells like cigs and memories while listening to Stan Rogers. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes, the most powerful positive thought we have is remembering that Kris Kristofferson is in hell right now.
Not serving time, mind you. He's working and beating Ronald Reagan senseless every day.
Not serving time, mind you. He's working and beating Ronald Reagan senseless every day.
March 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Sometimes, the most powerful positive thought we have is remembering that Kris Kristofferson is in hell right now.
Not serving time, mind you. He's working and beating Ronald Reagan senseless every day.
Not serving time, mind you. He's working and beating Ronald Reagan senseless every day.
When I graduated high school, I had a chance to audition to play with the modern rendition of the Glenn Miller Orchestra and I was good enough to make it a non-zero chance of getting it.
I wonder how that version of me is doing frequently.
I wonder how that version of me is doing frequently.
March 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
When I graduated high school, I had a chance to audition to play with the modern rendition of the Glenn Miller Orchestra and I was good enough to make it a non-zero chance of getting it.
I wonder how that version of me is doing frequently.
I wonder how that version of me is doing frequently.
If we could somehow find the universe where Jeff Porcaro didn't die early, I'm pretty confident everything would be a lot better there.
March 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If we could somehow find the universe where Jeff Porcaro didn't die early, I'm pretty confident everything would be a lot better there.
In the race to see who could be the bigger dirt bag of the McMahons, Vince had us in the first half.
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March 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In the race to see who could be the bigger dirt bag of the McMahons, Vince had us in the first half.
We hang only the finest in thrift store art in this house.
March 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
We hang only the finest in thrift store art in this house.
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Aye Aye, Captain
February 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Aye Aye, Captain
Somewhere, we're definitely being watched by scientists that research alternative realities, and those scientists have definitely said "Wait, they shot which Kennedys?"
February 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Somewhere, we're definitely being watched by scientists that research alternative realities, and those scientists have definitely said "Wait, they shot which Kennedys?"
In my most egregious example of scope creep to date, I had a clogged toilet a week ago.
Now I'm hanging doors and there's a hole in the foundation.
Now I'm hanging doors and there's a hole in the foundation.
February 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
In my most egregious example of scope creep to date, I had a clogged toilet a week ago.
Now I'm hanging doors and there's a hole in the foundation.
Now I'm hanging doors and there's a hole in the foundation.
I live so far out in the boonies that SNL posts don't hit my feed until Tuesday morning.
February 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I live so far out in the boonies that SNL posts don't hit my feed until Tuesday morning.
Prince never got to see the end of New Girl and that is a genuine tragedy.
February 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Prince never got to see the end of New Girl and that is a genuine tragedy.
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
February 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
A bunch of experts are losing their minds at a everything lately, but the guy I went to high school with who blew his fingers off in a fireworks accident said everything is fine. I just don't know who to trust.
February 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
A bunch of experts are losing their minds at a everything lately, but the guy I went to high school with who blew his fingers off in a fireworks accident said everything is fine. I just don't know who to trust.
I'll always remember my grandma's words of wisdom.
"Eat your veggies."
"Work hard and with integrity."
"Ford Explorers sold to law enforcement and most government agencies typically have black trim pieces instead of chrome, and they usually don't have roof luggage rails."
"Eat your veggies."
"Work hard and with integrity."
"Ford Explorers sold to law enforcement and most government agencies typically have black trim pieces instead of chrome, and they usually don't have roof luggage rails."
February 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'll always remember my grandma's words of wisdom.
"Eat your veggies."
"Work hard and with integrity."
"Ford Explorers sold to law enforcement and most government agencies typically have black trim pieces instead of chrome, and they usually don't have roof luggage rails."
"Eat your veggies."
"Work hard and with integrity."
"Ford Explorers sold to law enforcement and most government agencies typically have black trim pieces instead of chrome, and they usually don't have roof luggage rails."
Every night, I say goodnight to our boys Milo and BCM (Body Control Module).
I tell them to behave. It's our little joke because they then proceed to commit crimes as loudly as they can until sunrise.
I tell them to behave. It's our little joke because they then proceed to commit crimes as loudly as they can until sunrise.
February 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Every night, I say goodnight to our boys Milo and BCM (Body Control Module).
I tell them to behave. It's our little joke because they then proceed to commit crimes as loudly as they can until sunrise.
I tell them to behave. It's our little joke because they then proceed to commit crimes as loudly as they can until sunrise.
Happy "Toby Keith is Still Dead" week, everyone!
Now if we could get some more of that working class solidarity country music, that'd be great.
Now if we could get some more of that working class solidarity country music, that'd be great.
February 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Happy "Toby Keith is Still Dead" week, everyone!
Now if we could get some more of that working class solidarity country music, that'd be great.
Now if we could get some more of that working class solidarity country music, that'd be great.
Listen. I know things are changing, but I'm like 5 years into a full DS9 watch-through and I'm FINALLY at the part where it's getting good.
Can we hold off on the fall of western civilization for a few more weeks?
Can we hold off on the fall of western civilization for a few more weeks?
February 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Listen. I know things are changing, but I'm like 5 years into a full DS9 watch-through and I'm FINALLY at the part where it's getting good.
Can we hold off on the fall of western civilization for a few more weeks?
Can we hold off on the fall of western civilization for a few more weeks?