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Colonel Ripper
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Guitarist, amateur chef, literary critic, provocateur.
Gender reassignment surgery isn't mutilation as the orange freak suggests. On the other hand, all the fake tits and lips on all the Trump women, well...
July 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Opposition to MAGA isn't communism: it's common sense.
June 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The MAGA brand: offering ineffective, oversimplified solutions to complex problems for stupid people.
June 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Looks like Elon is playing with firecrackers again.
June 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Kid Rock hiring undocumented workers...

Can we please deport him to El Salvador?
May 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
So, the Pope's brother is a devout Catholic and full-blown maggot.

As I have long felt, the only problem I have with Christianity are all the fucking Christians.
May 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
RFK Jr. says that dentists are undermining our precious bodily fluids.
May 2, 2025 at 12:22 PM
When will Lindsey Graham find the time to get off of his knees and, you know...do his job?
May 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I understand that Elon Musk recently compared himself to Buddha. I disagree.

I've always felt that he bears more of a resemblance to the Pillsbury Doughboy.
May 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Some would describe the death of unvaccinated children born to anti-vaccers a tragedy.

I call it natural selection.
April 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Went out last night for a few beers, went to the washroom, and found a surprise. A Uline brand urinal screen.

I haven't enjoyed taking a piss so much in my whole life.
April 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM