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wallofcorn.bsky.social
wall of corn: the return
@wallofcorn.bsky.social
1.3K followers 520 following 2.3K posts
you can call me corn, i guess
they/she
stuck in the endless void
music nerd, sports watcher (dodgers, rams, mariners???), transit
solidarity with 🇵🇸
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wallofcorn.bsky.social
post a random picture or everything will go bad in august.
maybe try not being racist in the tmnt font
August 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
things are happening on the pop mart wikipedia page
This article may require cleanup to meet Wikipedia's quality standards. The specific problem is: typing "labubu is cute" is not a great idea due to their hoaxes and "ugliness".
July 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context
an album that says "an album of radio and tv's most hilarious boners"
July 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
i can't believe the worst game of all time on metacritic is donkey kong bananza
metacritic rankings showing the 13,763rd worst game of all time is the unreleased donkey kong bananza. this is an error bc the game has not released yet and hasn't been reviewed but is in the system
July 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
RIP CUOMO
a gif of a goth woman smoking a cigarette with the text RIPBOZO 🤣🤣 and REST IN PISS YOU WON'T BE MISSED 💯💯🤣
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
fuck i got caught by the autobot
on a list by automodlists.bsky.social called resist, resistance, and other related terms in username
June 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
yeah i got a switch 2
screenshot of the album switch ii in apple music.
June 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
3.
the cover of gang of four's album entertainment. it features a red background with three small boxes depicting a stereotypical cowboy and indian the top box features a picture of two men, one with a red filter on the face looking slightly upwards while shaking the hand of a man with a white face. the text reads: "The Indian smiles, he thinks that the cowboy is his friend." middle box is a cropped version of the first image with more emphasis on their faces. text reads: "The cowboy smiles, he is glad the Indian is fooled." the bottom box is cropped even closer, with the white man taking the camera's focus. text reads: "Now he can exploit him."
May 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
oops i forgot to do these

2.
the cover for wilco's album yankee hotel foxtrot. it features a sepia tinted picture of the marina bay towers in downtown chicago
May 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
1.
the cover for sufjan stevens' album illinois. it features various icongraphy associated with the state, such as the chicago skyline, superman, and al capone.
May 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
lets go
picture of a rickenbacker guitar with text reading "1 like = 1 favorite album"
May 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
been seeing a bunch of people doing this so i might as well join in
GET TO KNOW ME" 1 like = 1 answer 1. nickname 2. height 3. eye clour (sic. color) 4. hair colour 5. any siblings? 6. do you drink? 7. irl crush 8. relationship status 9. sexuality 10. obsession 11. favorite store 12. phobia 13. cats or dogs 14. girl croomf 15. boy croomf 16. ideal date 17. scars 18. best friends 19. last time you cried 10. do you give second chances 21. favorite animal 22. pet's name 23. favorite color 24. favorite flower 25. most important person 26. jealous type? 27. biggest wish 28. biggest fear 29. favorite band 30. favorite song rn 31. last person you texted 32. tattoos and piercings 33. favorite dessert 34. what you love about yourself 35. what you hate about yourself 36. someone you miss 37. where would you like to live 38. your lucky number/s 39. places you'd like to visit 40. day or night
May 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
i'll do this as well
one like one favourite band
May 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
here's my lockscreen. its a picture i took on a foggy day of the sears tower looking up
my lock screen. it shows a grayscale picture of the sears tower (willis if ur lame) in chicago looking upwards. the top of the tower is slightly obscured by fog.
May 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
lmao
duckduckgo search result saying "will shedeur sanders get drafted"
April 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
THEY ELECTED A NEW POPE
the lamb from the adoration of the mystic lamb panel of the ghent altarpiece. the lamb has piercing human eyes staring directly at the viewer.
April 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
woah thanks for 1k everyone
wall of corn @wallofcorn.bsky.social 1k followers 463 following
April 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
the cover of de strangers' song vader grizenbaard. it features a parody of father abraham, a tall, bearded man in traditional attire with a bowler hat surrounded by uncanny human sized costumes of kermit, miss piggy, sam eagle, and fozzie bear from the muppets. this album is a parody by dutch group de strangers of father abraham's 1977 song about the smurfs. i do not speak dutch so i cannot tell you much more except that abraham was an islamophobe who created a song so racist the record label deleted it.
April 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
didn't do bad
my bingo card with "switch 1 games on 2", "dk" "mario kart (free space)" "c-button" "mouse mode" and "sakurai" crossed off
April 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
quick switch 2 bingo
switch 2 bingo card $399 switch 1 games on 2 dk 3d mario mario kart (free space) c-button mouse mode halo sakurai
April 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
honestly a little surprised it wasn't more
chart of 100 bands with the title "ultimate loser music bingo" my circled bands are beck, primus, sonic youth, elliott smith, björk, oingo boingo, pixies, american football, fugazi, the beatles, nin, ween, the smiths, xtc, swans, talking heads, bob dylan, cocteau twins, joy division, and television. score 20/100
March 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
the american football house as seen on the cover of lp1
March 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
this has to be the biggest ratio in the site's history
140 reposts 1.2k quotes 377 likes 12.4k comments
March 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
the guy from the "heartbreaking the worst person you know just made a great point" meme
March 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
wallofcorn.bsky.social
the statement with alt-text
pr statement from the tampa bay buccaneers. [buccaneers logo] Jon Gruden was initially inducted into the Buccaneers Ring of Honor based on his many accomplishments during his seven seasons as our head coach and he remains a significant figure in the history of our franchise. Upon further reflection, we have decided to reinstate him into the Buccaneers Ring of Honor. TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
February 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM