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The counter screams in pain “hey guys, I think I’m really bleeding out back here”
The cops say something like “ha-ha good one dude” Tim goes “no we both need to go to a hospital like right now I shot the fuck outta that guy.” And thats like all I got for this skit. Not sure how to end it.
January 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Clap. He says “great job boys, really great job.” He then pulls off his mask. The cops go “Police commissioner Terry?! But why?!” He says “I was testing you. Undercover boss. Had to know you wouldnt fuck this up.” The cops go “omg you really went all out. Squibs and blanks huh?” The teller behind
January 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Tim turns to the teller and says you pressed the button didnt you?! I told you not to press the button. Shoots them in the shoulder, not fatally. A fire fight ensues Tim shoots one of the two cops in the bank but not before being pretty fatally wounded himself. As he’s lying there he starts to slow
January 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM