Matt Wallace
wallace-matt.bsky.social
Matt Wallace
@wallace-matt.bsky.social
Mouthy, ultra-liberal ‘mo who loves (a) my dogs, (b) my husband, and (c) faggoty-assed creamer in my coffee… the order of which depends upon the day you ask me
Today’s mood. But I also wrote a letter to the superintendent of the Idaho school district demanding a 6th grade World Civilization teacher take down her “Everyone is welcome here” sign. I told him a man named Hitler didn’t believe “everyone is welcome here” so he killed 6 million ppl. Education.
March 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I’d LOVE to see her in the senate, a dysfunctional body that truly needs fewer old white men. And that’s coming from an old white man.
March 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This here stack is ‘bout Social Security. Write ‘em, y’all. Call ‘em. Be LOUD.
March 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My 1st thought as I awake each morning, my last thought as I turn out the lights each night. And I remind myself: there’s power in positive thinking.
March 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It almost felt too soon after losing Sunny, but when we found a chihuahua pup at the shelter, we didn’t wanna pass up the opportunity to give Gus a new companion. So far, he’s not feeling it 😏. But Carmelita seems amazingly comfortable in her new surroundings so far. Gus’ll come around.
March 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
February 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“Pick it up & throw it,” Gus says. Happy weekend, y’all. Go pet a dog 🙂
February 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Another beautiful sunset. Hope all y’all are having a peaceful weekend.
February 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
A cousin gave me this Sarcasm Calendar for Xmas, and this final-day-of-January msg perfectly sums up my 1st 700+ hours of ‘25. My use of the word “fuck” has been disproportionate, even for me. Y’all enjoy your weekend. I’m gonna fuckin’ try.
January 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There simply aren’t enough variations on the vomit emoji to accompany this
January 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Life’s just better with a dog in it.
January 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
January 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
January 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM