My only hope is that at least if it has time to develop, it’ll be better than the rest of the What If… stuff. I’d rather that series never come back.

We see more animals at home in our yard. We did nothing around the event. Kids suck. Parenting sucks. These posts are gonna bite me in the ass one day but for now I have to bitch because no one in real life wants to admit the truth. Being a parent is an awful chore that I never want to do again.

Passing literally no other animal exhibits, buy overpriced pizza and burnt popcorn, and sit there slowly feeding our children. We then realize it’s 6:15 and call it a day. The live band just started playing. We did not watch them. We leave. Are you joking?! Thank god it was free.

It’s a new exhibit all the way in the back. It’s an event with beautiful tulips and live music. So what do we do… ignore most of the flowers and go right back to see one elephant out and about. We stand around, then my SIL wants to go back for pizza. So we go back TO THE FRONT OF THE ZOO…

We went to an event with evening hours (our zoo usually closes at 5, tonight it’s 8). I arrived right from work, waiting 15 minutes in the parking lot before my wife tells me they’re already inside (she was distracted playing with our nieces). Then we get in and want to go straight to elephants.

I was getting ready to post my one last thought. They couldn’t give us that final hour?!