Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Bruce Springsteen and the Stones should hold a live-broadcast fundraiser concert on BLOATUS' birthday.

34,000 x $100 = $3.4 million. When you're so stinking wealthy and sociopathic that you can afford to drop a quarter billion to get a sleazy convicted felon elected, and also that $3M is just chump change, it's no wonder Elon thinks that his lie doesn't answer itself.

Eric Adams justifying his self-evident "Get Out of Jail Free" deal with Trump, comparing his suffering to that of Jesus on the cross and lambasting "the Negroes" who oppose his re-election, asking God to forgive them.

The Derp is strong in this one. Here's your 2025 GOP mayoral candidate.

... but that's just me.

I didn't watch this shameful event and didn't know that stiff-faced dood holding the bible was Melania. I thought it was some Amish religious kook. And why isn't Trump's hand on that bible? Was he afraid it would catch fire?

"Work from home!" they said. "There are fewer distractions at home," they said.

Besides the obvious two, there are four more distractions in that shot. Even my distractions have distractions

A new bass face at the animal house: a Fodera 5 Emperor Standard. I absolutely love this bass and a string I didn't know I was missing since I was 15.

I think it's time to downsize. I need my living room back.

Could German cigarette warnings be more explicit?