When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.

Your outie's code works on the first try

Tariffs on
Tariffs off.

Tariffs two weeks from now. Like healthcare.

If you’re going to dry your phone in rice, throw away the rice afterwards! It’s just too gross tho think about whatever water/moisture that rice absorbed and is then going to be eaten! Ewe 💩

If you haven’t already done so, grab your Social Security statements from their website. Just in case so that you have something to go on if you ever need it…

Hey Merrick Garland, fuck you forever. Through your inaction, you enabled this blitzkrieg against the rule of law and democracy.

My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad

Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆

Features of Adulthood xkcd.com/3034

May we someday live in uninteresting times.

Blue Cross Blue Shield will no longer cover anesthesia for the full length of certain surgeries in Connecticut, New York, and Missouri if it takes longer than some bogus time limit they're implementing.

We don't hate insurance companies enough.