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Matt Akins
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Workforce Management , Excel. Sometimes video games .
“You can tuna piano . . . “
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I like to have a little espresso right before I lay down for my pre-dinner nap.

👴🏼
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by Matt Akins
But how else do we get the relatives to leave?
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Gazpacho Soup Day isn’t until the 25th.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
How was the whiskey?
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Marine heavy fuel oil.
Why Cargo Ships Drink Asphalt Instead of Diesel #Knowled#Ships#didyouknow
YouTube video by brotrustme
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November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
How about I can sit at home in front of my TV and lick a 9-volt battery’s terminals like I did when I was a kid?

😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The Mini Coopers from The Italian Job.
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I’ve had problems with LED bulbs in the fixture going out before , but this was everything , so extra haunting it is .
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Okay, hear me out - less Clippy, more Flippy . . .
a sign that says no loafing on it in red
ALT: a sign that says no loafing on it in red
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November 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Good luck . Me and my NASA hoodie-wearing daughter are rooting for y’all . 👍
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Looking around at the meeting I’m running : “when did I become the responsible adult? How did this happen?”
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Me, when the coffee baristas greet me by name.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM