Walker
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If a man should crest the ridge, he’s gonna have to watch me feed
new installment in my popular series of lists about the Mountain Goats: Albums since 2015, ranked:
1. Songs for Pierre Chuvin (sorry, John)
Dark in Here
Jenny from Thebes
Peter Balkan (??)
In League with Dragons
Goths
Bleed Out
Beat the Champ
9. Getting Into Knives
1. Songs for Pierre Chuvin (sorry, John)
Dark in Here
Jenny from Thebes
Peter Balkan (??)
In League with Dragons
Goths
Bleed Out
Beat the Champ
9. Getting Into Knives
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
new installment in my popular series of lists about the Mountain Goats: Albums since 2015, ranked:
1. Songs for Pierre Chuvin (sorry, John)
Dark in Here
Jenny from Thebes
Peter Balkan (??)
In League with Dragons
Goths
Bleed Out
Beat the Champ
9. Getting Into Knives
1. Songs for Pierre Chuvin (sorry, John)
Dark in Here
Jenny from Thebes
Peter Balkan (??)
In League with Dragons
Goths
Bleed Out
Beat the Champ
9. Getting Into Knives
We need to push chase Infiniti as the woke alternative to Sidney Sweeney
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
We need to push chase Infiniti as the woke alternative to Sidney Sweeney
One of the critical parts of the Sinner/Alcaraz dynamic is that Alcaraz is hot and Sinner looks like a dork
August 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
One of the critical parts of the Sinner/Alcaraz dynamic is that Alcaraz is hot and Sinner looks like a dork
@jjdotbiz.bsky.social listening to the new Porridge Radio EP and wanted to shout you out for introducing them to me on your playlist. Clouds in the Sky... kind of cured my mental illness for a few months back in the winter
July 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@jjdotbiz.bsky.social listening to the new Porridge Radio EP and wanted to shout you out for introducing them to me on your playlist. Clouds in the Sky... kind of cured my mental illness for a few months back in the winter
Unconditional support for the Iranian people at this time
June 22, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Unconditional support for the Iranian people at this time
The growing rage about homeowners insurance is kind of like if there were a bunch of people complaining about how unjust it is they can’t get car insurance but they all voluntarily live in the Mad Max Wasteland
January 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The growing rage about homeowners insurance is kind of like if there were a bunch of people complaining about how unjust it is they can’t get car insurance but they all voluntarily live in the Mad Max Wasteland
Just went to a cafe where they kept not only the add-in milks behind the counter but the fucking SUGAR as well. And you know she didn’t stir that shit in
December 12, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Just went to a cafe where they kept not only the add-in milks behind the counter but the fucking SUGAR as well. And you know she didn’t stir that shit in
I’m in a vet’s exam room waiting and they’ve got a computer that is randomly revving up like a jet engine. What are they running on this thing.
December 11, 2024 at 6:42 PM
I’m in a vet’s exam room waiting and they’ve got a computer that is randomly revving up like a jet engine. What are they running on this thing.
“Forever’s gonna start tonight” is the hardest line in pop music and it’s only the third hardest line in that song
December 7, 2024 at 7:51 PM
“Forever’s gonna start tonight” is the hardest line in pop music and it’s only the third hardest line in that song
how tf did he win from this position
November 30, 2024 at 3:40 AM
how tf did he win from this position
I think it's really fun how one of the most important engines for societal development is that you need everyone to be borrowing as much money as they can at all times.
November 27, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I think it's really fun how one of the most important engines for societal development is that you need everyone to be borrowing as much money as they can at all times.
People like to call UChicago the nexus of modern evil because it has weird professors who write books that piss everyone off. Meanwhile there are a few dozen Harvard and Princeton alums collectively responsible for 200 million worldwide deaths.
November 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
People like to call UChicago the nexus of modern evil because it has weird professors who write books that piss everyone off. Meanwhile there are a few dozen Harvard and Princeton alums collectively responsible for 200 million worldwide deaths.
I don’t care for the juvenile humor this Alex Nichols fellow brings to Chapo
November 19, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I don’t care for the juvenile humor this Alex Nichols fellow brings to Chapo
I don’t think there’s a single product in human history as loathed by its customer base as dating apps. People hated the cable companies but at least they still got TV!
November 18, 2024 at 7:16 AM
I don’t think there’s a single product in human history as loathed by its customer base as dating apps. People hated the cable companies but at least they still got TV!
was telling my friend that the loser Glen Powell in Hit Man is styled exactly like me and she said "you kind of look like Glen Powell but your face is better." one of those compliments that overshoots so absurdly I can't even get any ego boost out of it. Like girl are you concussed what
May 29, 2024 at 11:23 PM
was telling my friend that the loser Glen Powell in Hit Man is styled exactly like me and she said "you kind of look like Glen Powell but your face is better." one of those compliments that overshoots so absurdly I can't even get any ego boost out of it. Like girl are you concussed what
Steve Albini, Pitchfork, High Fidelity, Chicago was the Mecca for a particular kind of music snob of the late 90s early 00s
May 19, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Steve Albini, Pitchfork, High Fidelity, Chicago was the Mecca for a particular kind of music snob of the late 90s early 00s
pissing literally everyone off by referring to Baby Reindeer as "the first male me-too story"
May 11, 2024 at 12:54 AM
pissing literally everyone off by referring to Baby Reindeer as "the first male me-too story"
Car with a Palestinian flag sticker cut me off on the 110 while merging across like three lanes. Maybe the loony left has gone too far...
April 28, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Car with a Palestinian flag sticker cut me off on the 110 while merging across like three lanes. Maybe the loony left has gone too far...
one of the most fun shitty things you can do is reply to someone with just question marks. always so satisfying
April 27, 2024 at 1:21 AM
one of the most fun shitty things you can do is reply to someone with just question marks. always so satisfying
My cat didn't sit on me for like a year and a half. Now he's fucking addicted to it!
April 26, 2024 at 4:38 AM
My cat didn't sit on me for like a year and a half. Now he's fucking addicted to it!
dark bluesky-exclusive secret is that few schticks annoy me as much as monica lewinsky's. Just quote tweeting like "what's an outfit you regret wearing" with "uhhhh I can think of one!" over and over again.
April 25, 2024 at 5:12 AM
dark bluesky-exclusive secret is that few schticks annoy me as much as monica lewinsky's. Just quote tweeting like "what's an outfit you regret wearing" with "uhhhh I can think of one!" over and over again.
the Columbia president managed to not only significantly increase tensions and protests at her own campus, but kick off a nationwide protest movement that is only growing in momentum. Really impressive failing there, just on her own terms.
April 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
the Columbia president managed to not only significantly increase tensions and protests at her own campus, but kick off a nationwide protest movement that is only growing in momentum. Really impressive failing there, just on her own terms.
You know the epic fantasy is good when they couldn't even bother aligning the top and bottom of the cover art
April 22, 2024 at 4:02 AM
You know the epic fantasy is good when they couldn't even bother aligning the top and bottom of the cover art
Really rattles me how often I catch myself standing like Quentin Tarantino at that museum
April 20, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Really rattles me how often I catch myself standing like Quentin Tarantino at that museum
Oh? Is a Taylorswiftball happening?
April 20, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Oh? Is a Taylorswiftball happening?