Hyperbole

I am now. I do spend more time on other social media sites, though.

Not my rule, but devout Christians get married before they have kids.

I often think that I must be a porn star because I keep getting f**ked.

But then I might not need to heat as much in central Germany. We used to be called Hessian Siberia. A wee exaggeration, but not true today. It’s been around freezing lately.

I thought the same thing when I heard Clinton was in the hospital. Wrong ex-President, Karma!

My first word, too. I guess I should pick a new first word.

Take good care of him. He’s one of our best.

I can believe that. But autism doesn’t make one an asshole. My whole family is on the spectrum, I think. Luckily my children are usually kind.

You sound like Brad Paisley. youtu.be/Ij_OFvXHrXk?...

OMG!! I didn’t know about this. I knew he was a genius, but I didn’t know she was. I truly hate Thomas Massie, because he is one of the most intelligent members of Congress but has absolutely no empathy for others. He should be using that brain to help others.

Merry Christmas, Mark!

The Mermaid told me to follow you. Here I am. Where are we going?

Endlich!

Sick day policies also surely had a lot to do with the disaster.

Great artwork!!

So glad you included UMCOR.