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lexie
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im so tired (she/her, queer, fandom old)
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finished the book and hit the author’s note at the end, my nose for fic stays winning lmao
Screencap of text reading: I mean, I got to write a book that’s basically self-indulgent Caleb/Essek fanfiction. Just saying that has me giggling, and I can’t help but think how damn lucky I am.
October 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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every once in a while i just like to read the wikipedia page for the american hippo bill and laugh
Picture of an adult hippo with a baby hippo. Caption reads: Two hippopotamuses in their natural habitat, which is not Louisiana. Screenshot of Wikipedia page. Text reads: Broussard argued the hippopotamuses would eat the invasive water hyacinth that was clogging the rivers and also produce meat to help solve a meat shortage in the United States. The chief collaborators and proponents of Broussard's bill were Major Frederick Russell Burnham and Captain Fritz Duquesne. Former President Theodore Roosevelt backed the plan, as did the United States Department of Agriculture, The Washington Post, and The New York Times, which praised hippopotamus meat as "lake cow bacon".
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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If you see this, post something pink! 🌸
White and hot pink fluffy peonies in a vase A round cake roughly slathered with pink frosting, with strawberries on top. Flashback to when I used to be able to eat cake 😭
June 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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sometimes i remember being extremely over a book but not why, and i think ‘it was years ago, surely i was overreacting, i’ll just read it again,’ and then i find past me’s notes just as i’m having the same experience all over again
Screenshot of white text on black background. Text says: “NOTE: i can’t believe i read this entire fucking book full of angst and didn’t even get to read their first kiss”
June 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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she also has one of these beds, which she has literally never used before, but i put frozen water bottles in the sides and today she’s willing to sit in it if i sit with her 😭
Screencap of a product image, with shopping website’s image icons visible in the corners. Image is of a gray and white bunny snuggled into a Hop N Flop, which is a bunny bed with a padded bottom surrounded by two raised bumpers, all covered in (in this case, floral) fabric. The bunny lays on the padding in between the two bumpers.
June 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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If you see this post an image you saved cause it made you laugh.
Woman holding a microphone and speaking into it. Behind it, the projection of a Powerpoint slide says, in all caps, “I am a dumb bitch with terrible taste. I will never change. I will never improve. This is a promise.”
June 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Without downloading any pics where are you mentally?
Meme of a black cat with its mouth open and head thrown back as if screaming. The cat stands in front of endless rows of white text that just say “aaaaaaaaa” over and over again, on a black backdrop.
May 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Gray and white cat stands with its feet planted wide apart and its mouth open in an expression of distress. In front of it, there is a large cartoon-style emoji of a human brain. The image backdrop is fully white with no features.
February 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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sweet summer child has entered the chat
closeup on a masc Rook, his lips parted to speak. he is wearing round glasses with thin black frames and his chin-length curly hair is dyed Mourn Watch purple. he has thick dark eyebrows, light brown skin, and monolids (rather than double eyelids). he has a strong nose and high cheekbones. he is wearing purple and green Mourn Watch armor. the subtitle says “Rook: Harding?” masc human Rook viewed from the waist up. he’s wearing green Nevarran armor with purple fabric draped across his chest and shoulder like a toga. the subtitle is cut off; the part that is visible says: “Neve: No. I just … have a bad habit of picking jobs that[…] learn.”
January 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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i can’t believe the devs put lucanis in full armor to be rescued when he could’ve been wearing slutty magic-prison jammies with one nip out. modmakers are geniuses
Lucanis from Dragon Age: The Veilguard speaking, his mouth open. He is wearing dirty white torn rags that show most of his bare chest, including his left nipple. The subtitles say “Lucanis: What happened here?” From left to right, Viago, Rook, Lucanis, and Teia turn to look at something in the foreground. Viago and Teia are a human man and elf woman wearing dark-colored Crow leathers. Rook is a human man with curly purple hair, wearing glasses and the purple and green Mourn Watch coat over scrubs. Lucanis is wearing the same dirty rags, which are open in a deep V down to his navel. The hems of the pants end well above his ankles. His feet are bare.
January 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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and (2) elmo’s regret
One of the Solas backstory murals in the Lighthouse has been turned into the meme where Elmo stands with his hands raised in front of a backdrop of flames. Instead of fire behind him, it’s the shadowy figures of the Evanuris with tongues of spectral green rift energy. Closeup view of the mural with a qunari Rook looking at it.
January 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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they’re good blorbos brent
shot of full-figured femme dwarf Rook viewed from the thighs up. she has her hands on her hips and she’s looking up at the person beside her who’s out of frame. she wears purple Crow leathers with gold metal detailing and one asymmetrical spiky sleeve. her belt buckle is very ornate and fancy. shot of thin femme elf Rook viewed from the hips up. she stands in the warm glow of firelight, looking at someone offscreen. she is wearing intricate silver and blue Grey Warden armor with right shoulder pauldron much bigger than the left. (at the bottom, part of a subtitle is cut off; it says “Rook: You would know this aspect of M…”) shot of masc qunari Rook viewed from hips up. he is tall and built like a brick shithouse. he’s wearing the Lords of Fortune armor that is mostly gold discs or bangles with an occasional scrap of blue or red fabric or brown leather. his stomach and upper arms are exposed, revealing black and red designs painted on his skin.
January 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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the veilguard character creator had no right to go so hard
femme elf Rook looking up, frowning with her nose wrinkled. she has warm brown skin and brown eyes, extensive freckles, a small mouth, thin arched eyebrows, and a face tattoo (Mythal’s vallaslin), with a narrow face shape and sharp features. her thick black hair is cut short, curls longer on the top with shaved sides. there is a faded scar across the bridge of her nose. Rook is visible from the collarbone up and is wearing the torn gray cloak of the game’s starting armor. there is a cut-off subtitle at the bottom of the screen (“You think you can come into my bar and…”). masc qunari Rook smiling at someone offscreen. he has dark gray skin, light gray/blue eyes, thick dark eyebrows, and a white beard and mustache, with a long white ponytail over his shoulder. his horns are black with gold ornamentation and curve forward on either side of his head. there are pock marks and scars on his cheek and forehead and he has a crooked nose and pointy chin. the entire image is lit by the eerie green color of the Grand Necropolis. he’s wearing purple and green Nevarran armor. femme dwarf Rook with a serious look on her face. she is white with green eyes and with long black hair left mostly loose. she has bangs, a braid across the top of her head, and a thin braid on either side of her face. her winged black eyeliner continues into points down both sides of her nose. her lipstick and blush are purple. she has thick eyebrows and a round face, and a light scar from her nostril to her upper lip. her face is dotted with rain and she is wearing purple Crow leathers.
January 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM