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Quinb
@waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social
Artist, Dog Mom Husband, Visionary
Holy shit, I fucks hard with public libraries
January 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Why is the Torment Nexus $18.76 a month
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Do androids jerk it to electric feet
September 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
What happened on Epstein’s island to make Trump hate the Clintons? What social fopaux occurred?
September 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We here @waitwaitdonttellme.bsky.social are in full support of robbing the congressmen and women to fund ourselves. If you see @petersagal.bsky.social walking around with a big bag full of money, no you didn’t.
July 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Feeling like I could do more good in the world if I had a sword
May 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A side effect of wearing skinny jeans no one talks about is it made everyone gluten intolerant
May 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Photos from Waystone Pizza, Fayetteville Ark.
May 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Success is a weird feeling when you’re used to failure and disappointment.
April 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
April 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You can just make things up about Mormons

They’re weirdly good at close up magic
March 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hardwood tongue and groove sounds dirty as hell for flooring. Perverts
March 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I don’t think any amount of ska music can fix what’s wrong with me
March 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Art school is fucking weird, what do you mean my chair is due Thursday? I don’t know how to make a chair
March 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“Know your worth”

Bitch, I am on the clearance rack with three mark down stickers
March 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Rifftrax’s legal department skinned my ass for reposting an episode on youtube
March 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Gonna start sending out soul train inspired flyers through usps and call it

FUNK MAIL
March 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Once when I was 16 I was at a urinal and an older man walks in and announces
“Well if it isn’t Mr. Hot Cock himself”
February 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Monte Cristo Nachos?
February 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’ve been hiding beets in my wife’s food for a week, she just now confronted me about the color of her pee
February 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Bruce Timm has a thing for redheads and I respect it
January 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I’m jumping off her bean
Call me weevil knievel
January 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My cousin Throckmorton shat in my mulch
January 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
There are ducks that lived through the Carter administration
January 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
FUCK RUSSEL STOFFER. Your candy tastes like car exhaust
December 24, 2024 at 10:19 PM