Michael
@waitbepatient.bsky.social
Preventable problem. Tom Joad wannabe.
@markwahlberg if this is real, he has already received the last of my film-going dollars.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
@markwahlberg if this is real, he has already received the last of my film-going dollars.
My Susan is the very embodiment of Guy Fawkes.
October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My Susan is the very embodiment of Guy Fawkes.
We can only hope to arrive at a moment when we can dismiss impolite truths and see clearly. I am through obeying the demand, made every time guns kill children, that “now is not the time to politicize this tragedy”; but then I can no longer be fired for speaking the obvious truth.
September 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
We can only hope to arrive at a moment when we can dismiss impolite truths and see clearly. I am through obeying the demand, made every time guns kill children, that “now is not the time to politicize this tragedy”; but then I can no longer be fired for speaking the obvious truth.
I’m sorry, Mr. President.
You were saying?
You were saying?
September 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m sorry, Mr. President.
You were saying?
You were saying?
Gavin Newsome is making it hard to dislike him. I still can, it’s just harder.
August 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Gavin Newsome is making it hard to dislike him. I still can, it’s just harder.
Eat the rich but tenderize them first.
August 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Eat the rich but tenderize them first.
In the best Abbott family tradition, tonight’s viewing is Joe vs. the Volcano.
August 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
In the best Abbott family tradition, tonight’s viewing is Joe vs. the Volcano.
Francis Ford Coppola screening Megalopolis tonight at the Palace of Fine Arts. We both belong to the Brotherhood of Guys Who Get Dressed in the Dark.
August 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Francis Ford Coppola screening Megalopolis tonight at the Palace of Fine Arts. We both belong to the Brotherhood of Guys Who Get Dressed in the Dark.
Nothing resonates in my sternum like perfect light.
Odd Fellows Hall, Nevada City, California.
Odd Fellows Hall, Nevada City, California.
July 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Nothing resonates in my sternum like perfect light.
Odd Fellows Hall, Nevada City, California.
Odd Fellows Hall, Nevada City, California.
You can buy anything in this world…with money.
April 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
You can buy anything in this world…with money.
1. Finally;
2. Thank god Whitney Huston and Donna Summer are dead and can’t be re-elcted; and
3. On second thought, who really cares?
2. Thank god Whitney Huston and Donna Summer are dead and can’t be re-elcted; and
3. On second thought, who really cares?
April 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
1. Finally;
2. Thank god Whitney Huston and Donna Summer are dead and can’t be re-elcted; and
3. On second thought, who really cares?
2. Thank god Whitney Huston and Donna Summer are dead and can’t be re-elcted; and
3. On second thought, who really cares?
MLB has committed fashion crimes and Rob Manfred must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
April 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
MLB has committed fashion crimes and Rob Manfred must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
“ ‘Crisis in masculinity': Fox News pundit claims Trump's tariffs will make men more manly.”
Thank you, Cheeto Jesus! I was feeling all gay and sensitive. Your tariffs have saved me from a life of sin!
Thank you, Cheeto Jesus! I was feeling all gay and sensitive. Your tariffs have saved me from a life of sin!
April 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“ ‘Crisis in masculinity': Fox News pundit claims Trump's tariffs will make men more manly.”
Thank you, Cheeto Jesus! I was feeling all gay and sensitive. Your tariffs have saved me from a life of sin!
Thank you, Cheeto Jesus! I was feeling all gay and sensitive. Your tariffs have saved me from a life of sin!
Tonight. Ballet West. Rite of Spring. Sacre du printemps. My Mallory in the pit. With my Carolyn. Heaven. I’m in heaven.
April 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tonight. Ballet West. Rite of Spring. Sacre du printemps. My Mallory in the pit. With my Carolyn. Heaven. I’m in heaven.
“The unexamined life is not worth leading.” ~ Socrates.
It is a damn dirty shame this clown will never have a moment of clarity; never know how foolish he is. He will never be embarrassed by himself. He will never realize that the only thing he wants, he can never have - respect.
It is a damn dirty shame this clown will never have a moment of clarity; never know how foolish he is. He will never be embarrassed by himself. He will never realize that the only thing he wants, he can never have - respect.
April 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“The unexamined life is not worth leading.” ~ Socrates.
It is a damn dirty shame this clown will never have a moment of clarity; never know how foolish he is. He will never be embarrassed by himself. He will never realize that the only thing he wants, he can never have - respect.
It is a damn dirty shame this clown will never have a moment of clarity; never know how foolish he is. He will never be embarrassed by himself. He will never realize that the only thing he wants, he can never have - respect.
Winchester Basement, San Jose, California, March 2025.
March 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Winchester Basement, San Jose, California, March 2025.
At least MAGA mites are not saddled with student debt. And those of us who have? As Jason Isbell said: "Better off to teach a dog a card trick/than try to have a point and make it clear." Thanks to @pkrugman.bsky.social for the graph. We are so fucked.
March 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
At least MAGA mites are not saddled with student debt. And those of us who have? As Jason Isbell said: "Better off to teach a dog a card trick/than try to have a point and make it clear." Thanks to @pkrugman.bsky.social for the graph. We are so fucked.
Susan and Gnome at Bodega.
March 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Susan and Gnome at Bodega.
Living proof that Jesus and dinosaurs walked the earth together. Susan, Jesus and T-Rex…
March 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Living proof that Jesus and dinosaurs walked the earth together. Susan, Jesus and T-Rex…
There is nothing that can compare to going to the church of The E Street Band over the years.
March 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There is nothing that can compare to going to the church of The E Street Band over the years.
Idaho is making us mad.
That is what Idaho is for.
I’m yelling at my tv:
WE LOST.
NEXT TIME, VOTE.
That is what Idaho is for.
I’m yelling at my tv:
WE LOST.
NEXT TIME, VOTE.
March 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Idaho is making us mad.
That is what Idaho is for.
I’m yelling at my tv:
WE LOST.
NEXT TIME, VOTE.
That is what Idaho is for.
I’m yelling at my tv:
WE LOST.
NEXT TIME, VOTE.
New to the neighborhood. Anyone up for a word game?
Le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau? Anyone? Anyone?
Le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau? Anyone? Anyone?
March 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
New to the neighborhood. Anyone up for a word game?
Le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau? Anyone? Anyone?
Le cadavre exquis boira le vin nouveau? Anyone? Anyone?