I came across a cybertruck yesterday on a walk… unfortunately I was too identifiable at the time.

The seat really is the hair of the toilet

I feel like the uptick in homemade pizza is because even one of the most consistently affordable takeaway foods of bread and cheese isn’t even cheap anymore.

I feel like whoever created Shake Shack absolutely loathes tomatoes.

Why does being in your mid 20s make you think about your parents dying every time you cry.

First step of bluesky: mute the word “bluesky” because every other tweet is breaking the 4th wall.

Reebus pebuce

Cooking a full meal as an act of self care.

I’m metrosexual.. I moved to the city and started having A LOT of gay sex!