I enjoy being a menace c:

I installed a bidet, you're welcome

*spreads the ashes of your former non-corpo self into the wind*
They've truly changed into a different being...

:D ty!

:D ty!

I'd pull a chair very obviously into the room they're in, sit in it, stare intensely, then when asked why you were there, just say "Well, the argument was loud enough to involve me so now I'm here."

I know it's hard to see a future like that right now, but I will never give up that wish, and I hope you all won't either. We deserve to exist. Please, please take care of yourselves to the best of your abilities and please be safe.

*reaches hand out of blanket fort to give headpats*

Mega earth conspiracy stream when