Waihekean
@waihekean.bsky.social
Dog lover, Camino De Santiago, Foodie, Gen X, Leftard.
Good news is you're probably gunna get laid. Bad news is you might get skinned and eaten.
June 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Good news is you're probably gunna get laid. Bad news is you might get skinned and eaten.
Best Star Trek Crew.
March 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Best Star Trek Crew.
My car turns into a time machine this weekend.
a car is driving through a parking lot with a store in the background
ALT: a car is driving through a parking lot with a store in the background
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March 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
My car turns into a time machine this weekend.
Passes the crack pipe, "this doesn't have anchovies in it does it"?
February 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Passes the crack pipe, "this doesn't have anchovies in it does it"?
I'm going to start all my sentences with this now. 😂
February 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I'm going to start all my sentences with this now. 😂
The single best piece of food I've popped down my gob was cured mackerel sashimi.
February 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The single best piece of food I've popped down my gob was cured mackerel sashimi.
Eat it in your car.
a group of men in suits and ties standing next to each other with the words muwahahahahahah written on the bottom
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January 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Eat it in your car.
Wtf is wrong with his shirt? Is his mum on holiday or something?
January 30, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Wtf is wrong with his shirt? Is his mum on holiday or something?
Cat who only understands Cantonese, "what the fruck is this guy talking about".
January 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Cat who only understands Cantonese, "what the fruck is this guy talking about".
Who's going to do my work for me now?
January 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Who's going to do my work for me now?
True story. Neighbours next to Auckland zoo heard in the middle of the night "everyone go to their safe places apart from the lion keepers please". 🦁
January 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
True story. Neighbours next to Auckland zoo heard in the middle of the night "everyone go to their safe places apart from the lion keepers please". 🦁
If we all blinked at 24 blinks per second helicopters would look like this.. 🤔https://youtu.be/jWIcVP6GRfw?si=UkvMT6v-YrqOXMUw
Helicopter Rises Without Moving Its Rotor || ViralHog
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January 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If we all blinked at 24 blinks per second helicopters would look like this.. 🤔https://youtu.be/jWIcVP6GRfw?si=UkvMT6v-YrqOXMUw
