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wallace
@waifuwallace.bsky.social
hey bluesky world. i used to use twitter a lot in the hopes of finding my soulmate but i have since joined bluesky instead. i am 55 years old. i am an enthusiast of mashed potatoes. i do not know why but they bring me joy and other positive feelings
i really really really want someone to lick my wrist
May 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
i don't want alcohol to go down easy. i want it to go up easy. as in up my butt when i boof it
January 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
if only you knew how bad things are going to get
December 30, 2024 at 4:38 PM
my favorite part about watching porn is getting a boner
December 30, 2024 at 4:13 PM
i'm getting my spotify wrapped tattooed on my buttcheeks
December 4, 2024 at 7:38 PM
November 10, 2024 at 1:05 AM
can somebody rate me out of 10
December 31, 2023 at 6:57 AM