Daddy Bastian
Daddy Bastian
@wagstowitches.bsky.social
Ingredients:
-Sugar
-Spice
-Puppydog tails

Method:
Blend until a dough forms. Bake to golden brown.

Proud Daddy & Keyholder of pup king (@bastiansboy.bsky.social)
We honestly need to bring back public shaming for all kinds of stuff like this. It ranges from simply rude to endangering other lives. Society needs consequences for wrongdoing.
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My boy has been locked in that fir over a year; hope it works as well for you as it has for him
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
@bastiansboy.bsky.social we definitely gotta get some proper sheets so sometime this occurs you can just let it happen, baby
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Violent Night
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
-Oh Christ-Would-Not-Recognize-Us Tree
-We Wish You A Merry Fascism
-All I Want for Xmas is THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Anything MAGA or Turning Point is inherently an evil, anti-American unconstitutional scheme. That’s literally why they exist: to destroy this country.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
F3268 for my boy!
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM