Gonna give my kid a name with a lot of vowels so they end up as a staple of the #NYTXW when I inevitably get famous

MLB needs a Joe Pera Waterfall TV style broadcast. I will pay triple for no ads fuck you

A graphic video shows the moment that Israeli troops fired on aid workers in clearly marked vehicles in Gaza, killing 15 people. The footage contradicts Israel’s version of events in an episode that has drawn international scrutiny. Read witness accounts: www.nytimes.com/2025/04/06/w...

This proves it's either Protestism or something else all together

#houston
It's called graupel

At least no one gives a shit about airplanes in New Jersey anymore

MERRY AND PIPPIN: A talking tree!
TREEBEARD: I am no tree! I am a talking tree person, named Treebeard, that lives in the forest with my tree friends.

I did not enjoy 2024 but did not want to tell it to it's face

"Sic semper tyrannis!" he shouts, quickly swiping through his wallet app at the Whole Foods checkout to ensure 5% back on his Castor Beans.

The masculine urge to stick your head in a log splitter

Things That Are Easier to Say Than Do:
1. Stand on a sleeping dog like it is a surfboard.

We need a slur for billionaire man-children

The old lady that willingly admits to tazing her little dog in Die Hard 2 is an easy top 5 movie villain for me

Is this an emotion or am I gassy?

O is sneakily late in the alphabet.

Hey corporate media,

Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.