I'm glad that you're still a Ziggy fan on instagram. I've told him about you.

I'm reveling in the chaos but I need a breathing space.

This is very true in that one way to resolve the problem of evil is to allow that it is possible that God is Good, but not especially concerned with the happiness of people.

Episcopal in-jokes are either the funniest or most inscrutable stuff you have ever heard and there is no in-between.

Every time Ely takes more than three minutes after a shower I’m like, it’s Facemask O’Clock. But I will never be mean.

This one is also not great.