They should've never made comic books into movies

People tell me "you must be top 10 smartest people alive" little do they know I'm grinding to become top 20 atm

I've finally done that one big task and am now less productive, because I am not doing the 100 smaller tasks to procrastinate the big task but am switching to procrastinating those instead.

Ironic trucker aesthetic left Vs soy right

Gandalf probably chose the hobbits to carry the ring because he saw them to be a bit disposable. Worst thing that can happen is another Gollum.