wack-jilson.bsky.social
@wack-jilson.bsky.social
My couch potato is sprouting
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
She Wag on my Richard till I ner
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
she asked for "chill and musical"
I asked if opera was ok
now we're listening to Wagner
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My contribution to the apartment decor
October 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Call me Big pharma, getting that Reddit karma
September 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Dudes out here jutting their knees into the aisle and glaring at you when you bump into them
September 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Never ask a man how much money he makes, a woman how much she weighs, or a master ranked StarCraft II player what their MMR is.
September 26, 2025 at 9:33 PM
At first I hated the idea that baby yoda could be the next mandalor, but now I want him to usher in the next mandalorian empire and say "the way, this is".
September 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sometimes girlfriend wants you to be big and strong, sometimes attentive and supportive, and sometimes she wants you to go get her leafs
September 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Shout out to the patient Factorio construction bots who can wait much longer than they should for another bot to place landfill where they need it.
September 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I just want to play the bass so good it's played over NPR's report of the stock exchange
September 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Having to share a couch with this fat fuck is a wonderful struggle
September 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I love that the legacy of Inferno Cop is still strong at Trigger studio
August 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Healing potions are actually just carbonated fruit punch Gatorade.
August 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Nothing like sharing some cheese and balance whine with a friend
August 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I consider bananas, oranges, tangerines, and lychee to be very appealing fruits
August 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Duke's rate of liquidi-cat-ion has a linear correlation to his PPM (purrs per minute)
August 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Realizing I can name my cities in syd Meyer's Civilization always feels like an epiphany.
August 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My pasta is enriched by MSG and Getz
August 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
E G G
August 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Egg
July 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM