Not much. Just someone sticking a Mr Blobby poster up in town. Nothing to see here.

Duly warned. It was smashing...

Ah, phooey. Nice idea though.

Yes, chuck them out. Smash them! Jump on the bits. Grind them into the ground. Hit them with hammers! Destroy them because nobody should have nice stuff, EVER!

(Naahhhh, you're fine. Pop the kettle on.)

And of course, he's trying to distract us from the EPSTEIN FILES!

Trump intends to take OUR money and destroy OUR cultural heritage. He's truly overstepping the mark and needs to be given a swift lesson on how not to behave towards supposed allies.

Life was great fifty years ago but since I was a child and didn't have a care in the world, that's not terribly surprising. My greatest concern at that point was my lack of being able to speak Martian and whether my action man could survive being thrown from the 12th floor of the flats.

Jeremy Beadle had a lot to answer for.

I never said anything about laziness or sandwich building prowess. It saves money to make a sandwich and it always turns out to be the way that you like it.

Making a sandwich in the evening is fine. That's why we have fridges.

Make your own packed lunch. Not only does it save money but the food is served as you like it.

That won't happen tomorrow as I intend to wear a casual striped jumper and waders. I'm ready for the weather, whatever it intends to throw at me.

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I'm not typing this lot again. Have a screenshot.

'fake news.' That phrase is his way to put his fingers in his ears and 'lalala, Trump can't hear you.' This is setting the Trump family up to rule America for decades unless you face him the fuck down. Get stuck in. He's only strong when we are weak so no more open goals. Go get him.

He is temporary. He is old and he is a simpleton. No more gold trinkets. No more tickling his toes. Call him out and loudly with honesty, courage and clear thinking. There are too many slip ups and it's sickening to see him smugly denouncing any attempt to shine a light on his depravity as