Sometimes you just need a Bloody Mary

I have the Reductress daily calendar at home and today's page is both funny and painfully accurate

I love Kentucky, love its people, its food, its natural beauty, and of course I love its bourbon. But this response from the KY Distillers Assoc is just pathetic. A whine that it isn't fair that Canada is removing bourbon from shelves but not saying it's because Canada's sovereignty was threatened

We are in the dumbest timeline.

Once I saw the absolutely crazy trailer for The Monkey, I knew that I have to be there opening night. It looks like exactly the right blend of absurd gore, black comedy, and a monkey.