Jordan Maddocks
@waaaghguy.bsky.social
He/Him. Factory worker and Mediocre painter trying to get better. Dating the love of my life thekiarastrings.bsky.social
I mean.... There is always the weird Al option and just make up insane lie after insane lie.
May 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I mean.... There is always the weird Al option and just make up insane lie after insane lie.
Mike Brooks undoing all the good he's done for Warhammer.
May 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Mike Brooks undoing all the good he's done for Warhammer.
I vote Dark Angels just because of their rivalry with Night lords.
"At least I knew which of my legions deserved to die"
"They all did"
"And I knew that"
"At least I knew which of my legions deserved to die"
"They all did"
"And I knew that"
May 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I vote Dark Angels just because of their rivalry with Night lords.
"At least I knew which of my legions deserved to die"
"They all did"
"And I knew that"
"At least I knew which of my legions deserved to die"
"They all did"
"And I knew that"
In front of our child?!?!
May 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
In front of our child?!?!
Your so pretty
a brown and white corgi dog is sitting on the floor with its tongue out .
ALT: a brown and white corgi dog is sitting on the floor with its tongue out .
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May 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Your so pretty
Pretty sure that's also a Simpson quote
April 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Pretty sure that's also a Simpson quote
It's already starting. The One Canadian Ryan I know is being shipped to Japan instead. (He actually just met a Japanese girl and is getting married but that's funnier to say).
April 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's already starting. The One Canadian Ryan I know is being shipped to Japan instead. (He actually just met a Japanese girl and is getting married but that's funnier to say).
You did a great job with the eyes!
April 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You did a great job with the eyes!
Sorry to hear that. That's rough. Hope everything works out. There's always the Homer Simpson solution if you're feeling brave. youtu.be/ZHSvIiF_-6k?...
The Simpsons - Homer: 1 New York: 0
YouTube video by AreaEightyNine
youtu.be
April 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sorry to hear that. That's rough. Hope everything works out. There's always the Homer Simpson solution if you're feeling brave. youtu.be/ZHSvIiF_-6k?...
Really hope he's in Death Guard's codex. Would love to paint him
April 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Really hope he's in Death Guard's codex. Would love to paint him
You're living my dream!
April 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
You're living my dream!
Can't wait to listen on audible.
April 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Can't wait to listen on audible.
Just permanently brought my Puppy Columbo home last week so I'm Filled to the brim with cute pet pictures.
April 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Just permanently brought my Puppy Columbo home last week so I'm Filled to the brim with cute pet pictures.
Vitalogy. It is pronounced Vitalogy.
April 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Vitalogy. It is pronounced Vitalogy.
My girlfriend has been rolling stealth checks poorly for years unintentionally because her gender dysmorphia won't let her see all the obvious changes.
March 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
My girlfriend has been rolling stealth checks poorly for years unintentionally because her gender dysmorphia won't let her see all the obvious changes.
I learned 3 years into my job that the "Call a Supervisor" alarm is actually a cover of a song by the Beatles.
March 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I learned 3 years into my job that the "Call a Supervisor" alarm is actually a cover of a song by the Beatles.
My Little Columbo was caught resting while defending my gf
March 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My Little Columbo was caught resting while defending my gf