Wagner
wa.gner.me
Wagner
@wa.gner.me
If you say "I'll do my own research", you better be a scientist with accreditations.

I drink Whisky (no "e") and swear, not necessarily concurrently.
Oh, well. He doesn't have the Midas touch after all.
November 29, 2024 at 7:08 AM
I miss these conversation starters 😇 Good to see you here, Mr Dingle.
November 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Might earn him a stand-up ovation.

Deplorables
October 27, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Always ahead of the curve 👏👏👏
October 24, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I'll raise one to his memory as well, if you don't mind.

Heck, I'll include my dad in there as well. RIP both dads.
October 19, 2024 at 2:35 PM
In fairness, it sounds like AI wrote that headline.

That or @nytimespitchbot
October 5, 2024 at 8:20 AM
"Don't F... with the Jesus" 😂😂😂 Great show.
September 25, 2024 at 11:27 AM
You are Nostradamus and I claim my $5.00
September 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
If I know anything about Brazilians (being one for decades), they will ALL greet him enthusiastically and warmly 😇🥰🥳
September 14, 2024 at 8:25 AM
This series will be ex-pun-entially better than any other! 😂
September 14, 2024 at 7:32 AM
I can't stop looking at that single-sized bed.
September 6, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Congratulations.
August 23, 2024 at 10:32 AM
We can probably agree that that they are the king of all humans, yes 😇
July 25, 2024 at 9:47 AM
Darth, honey and bees are probably the best thing nature has to offer us. They are so amazing.

My missus used to be a beekeeper and the more I learn about bees the more amazed I am.

Here's a picture of Snoop eating a puppuccino as a timeline cleanser
July 25, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I used to ask for a hot chocolate milk at Waffle House.

They'd say: Do you want a hot chocolate or a chocolate milk.

I know it's hard to understand when they sell chocolate milk and access to a microwave, but it f***ed their minds! 😂
May 19, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Yes, yes, but do NBC, CBS or ABC have a DEDICATED page for Dogs at Polling Stations in America??? I bet you don't and @darthbluesky.bsky.social should have that law changed!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pict...
Local elections 2024: Dogs at polling stations
People in England and Wales are voting today - some with the very best in canine company.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 3, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Psion 5 FTW!
April 25, 2024 at 2:57 PM