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Will Craig Lachowsky
@w1ll14m1986.bsky.social
author of 2 books, former U.S. Marine Sergeant, college dropout, 135 IQ, MAGA/MAHA, Topeka, Kansas, born May 1, 1986, offered job @ Spirit Aerosystems, great-granddad arrested during WWI 4 being “too German,” ancestors from Krupp family German arms dealers
The Stranger Things season 5 series finale is two and a half hours long.
December 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“The Fates guide the person who accepts them and hinder the person who resists them.”

Cleanthes
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
December 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If it isn’t obvious, I’ve been watching season 3 of Stranger Things on Netflix. This is Hawkins police chief Jim Hopper’s favorite song. He often hums it to himself. ❤️🙂

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Jim Croce - You Don’t Mess Around With Jim | Have You Heard: Jim Croce Live
YouTube video by Jim Croce
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December 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
@margaretatwood.bsky.social I have 3 sisters who whine about The Handmaid's Tale at the dinner table, during dinner.

I credit you with the destruction of the family. Women who read your novel are now paranoid of marrying & starting a family.

You must believe that the human population is too large.
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
@us.theguardian.com Sorry to hear another redundant complaint about ICE Barbie. What's she done now?

If Spirit didn't own them, then why do you call them "Spirit Airlines planes?" Are you trying to make as little sense as possible?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
DHS head reportedly authorized purchase of 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes that airline didn’t own
Wall Street Journal reports Kristi Noem arranged purchase to expand deportation flights and for personal travel
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@literaryhub.bsky.social Don't talk to the NYT about NYC's new mayor. Yes, I agree. The less you know about that maneating, carnivorous psycho, the better.

Heard you were the chair of Africana Studies @ Bowdoin college. Do you believe the events depicted in the movie The Woman King really happened?
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
@misterpatches.bsky.social Hi. I read the plot of Snack Shack.

Quick question, are the two boys in the film secretly homosexuals? Is that why the girl in the vagina hugging lifeguard suit pretends to like them?

“Most teen boys do alcohol and act like they belong in an insane asylum.” Want to bet?
October 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
@kluweoc.bsky.social 10. If President Trump was a “tyrant,” any more so than any of his 44 predecessors, then your decapitated head would rest snugly atop the pointed end of a pike, on full daytime display, on the front lawn of the White House. President Trump does not believe that he is a “king.”
September 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social 10. If President Trump was a “tyrant,” any more so than any of his 44 predecessors, then your decapitated head would rest snugly atop the pointed end of a pike, on full daytime display, on the front lawn of the White House. President Trump does not think that he’s a “king”
September 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
@kluweoc.bsky.social 9. I was a Sergeant in the U.S. Marine Corps. I served on active duty for 5 years. I don’t owe my allegiance to anyone or anything except for my oath to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution from all of her enemies, foreign and domestic. I am not blindly loyal to Trump.
September 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social 9. I was a Sergeant in the U.S. Marine Corps. I served on active duty for 5 years. I don’t owe my allegiance to anyone or anything except for my oath to preserve, protect & defend the Constitution from all of her enemies, foreign & domestic. I’m not blindly loyal to Trump.
September 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
@kluweoc.bsky.social 8. The parallels between eugenics, Margaret Sanger, Planned Parenthood, Nazi reproductive policy and the Nuremberg Laws are very, very clear. I say that as someone who took an upper-division college course on Nazi Germany and who wrote a 20-page essay on the Lebensborn program.
September 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social 8. The parallels between eugenics, Margaret Sanger, Planned Parenthood, Nazi reproductive policy & the Nuremberg Laws are very, very clear. I say that as someone who took an upper-division college course on Nazi Germany & who wrote a 20-page essay on the Lebensborn program
September 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
@kluweoc.bsky.social 7. Hitler killed 6 million Jews and 20+ million Russians, and his allies in Japan killed 15+ million people in China. Nothing that MAGA will ever do will ever compare to that, unless you claim “Trump is responsible for COVID” (there were more COVID deaths in 2021 than in 2020).
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social 7. Hitler killed 6 million Jews & 20+ million Russians, & his allies in Japan killed 15+ million people in China. Nothing that MAGA will ever do will ever compare 2 that, unless you claim “Trump is responsible for COVID” (there were more COVID deaths in 2021 than in 2020).
September 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@kluweoc.bsky.social 6. My high school’s head varsity football coach was an All-American when he was in college. During my freshman year, our varsity team only won one game. My high school was the laughing stock of the whole city, if not the whole state. An awesome football player ≠ an awesome coach
September 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social 6. My high school’s head varsity football coach was an All-American when he was in college. During my freshman year, our varsity team only won one game. My high school was the laughing stock of the whole city, if not the whole state. Great football player ≠ great coach.
September 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@kluweoc.bsky.social 5. If you don’t know not to celebrate and show your donkey ass when a baby daddy or a public figure is brutally murdered, then either you grew up without a father, or your dad is one of those “little pussy-whipped bitches” or “man-ladies” that rapper Eminem sings about.
September 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social 5. If you don’t know not to celebrate and show your donkey ass when a baby daddy or a public figure is brutally murdered, then either you grew up without a father, or your dad is one of those “little pussy-whipped bitches” or “man-ladies” that rapper Eminem sings about.
September 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
@kluweoc.bsky.social 4. Charlie dreamed of a society where adults act responsibly & take responsibility 4 their emotions, words, actions, crimes, beliefs, family, etc. He did not dream of a society where adults act like children when they’re on their phone/computer. I’m sorry you never realized this
September 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social 4. Charlie dreamed of a society where adults act responsibly & take responsibility 4 their emotions, words, actions, crimes, beliefs, family, etc. He did not dream of a society where adults act like children when they’re on their phone/computer. Sorry u never realized this
September 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@kluweoc.bsky.social 3. I support your right to go to a shooting range/police trainer & shoot a target, to hunt deer and to collect guns. I never supported your right to carry a gun anywhere near a school/college, if you’re not a cop/security guard, & neither did Charlie, so don’t claim we ever did.
September 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM