I FOUND A LOOPHOLE FOR MY BREATHALYZER F U INTOXALOCK HAHAHAHAHAH
January 8, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I FOUND A LOOPHOLE FOR MY BREATHALYZER F U INTOXALOCK HAHAHAHAHAH
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AINT NO WAY THEY DID A WRAPPED FOR 2025 FOR WORK JUMPSCARE
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
AINT NO WAY THEY DID A WRAPPED FOR 2025 FOR WORK JUMPSCARE
Finally got signed off on LEEPs fucking finally bro
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Finally got signed off on LEEPs fucking finally bro
Kaylee asked me to pack her lunch like girl school lunch saves our lives sorry
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Kaylee asked me to pack her lunch like girl school lunch saves our lives sorry
I’m not ugly I just need money to buy lashes and more tattoos
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I’m not ugly I just need money to buy lashes and more tattoos
The moment I took my car over 45 mph her check engine light turned on lmfao
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The moment I took my car over 45 mph her check engine light turned on lmfao
I was doing a blood draw on an elderly patient (already nervous about frail little veins) and as soon as I inserted the needle this mf yells OUCH so I immediately aborted mission and he goes “just kidding”
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I was doing a blood draw on an elderly patient (already nervous about frail little veins) and as soon as I inserted the needle this mf yells OUCH so I immediately aborted mission and he goes “just kidding”
When Kaylees bus is late it throws off my whole morning 😔
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When Kaylees bus is late it throws off my whole morning 😔
can we stop normalizing teen pregnancy
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
can we stop normalizing teen pregnancy
Kaylee after forcing a baby tooth out of her mouth and bleeding everywhere: “I feel better now”
ur insane
ur insane
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Kaylee after forcing a baby tooth out of her mouth and bleeding everywhere: “I feel better now”
ur insane
ur insane
sitting in your car for 10+ minutes after starting it to do your “rolling retest” when ur actually parked. Fuck you Oregon and fuck Intoxalock!
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
sitting in your car for 10+ minutes after starting it to do your “rolling retest” when ur actually parked. Fuck you Oregon and fuck Intoxalock!
front seatttt? Insane
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
front seatttt? Insane
I have to get my IID calibrated this morning and I’m very anxious about driving there
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have to get my IID calibrated this morning and I’m very anxious about driving there
I’m always have compulsive paranoid thoughts about having CPS called on me and then I look at parents who should actually have CPS called on them and I realize I’m doing pretty great
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’m always have compulsive paranoid thoughts about having CPS called on me and then I look at parents who should actually have CPS called on them and I realize I’m doing pretty great
I’m not feeling very thankful that my kid woke up at 5:30
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I’m not feeling very thankful that my kid woke up at 5:30
nothing makes me more violent than ordering an iced chai and it taste like SHIT chai is supposed to be sweet fuck you
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
nothing makes me more violent than ordering an iced chai and it taste like SHIT chai is supposed to be sweet fuck you
My kid at 5:30 am sharp - “can I go check the mail?” NO “can I FaceTime Jeje?” GIRL NO
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My kid at 5:30 am sharp - “can I go check the mail?” NO “can I FaceTime Jeje?” GIRL NO
today’s the first day somebody will be riding passenger in my car (Hanni) and well I just hope they are ready for my breathalyzer/failing power steering combo
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
today’s the first day somebody will be riding passenger in my car (Hanni) and well I just hope they are ready for my breathalyzer/failing power steering combo
What the fuck do I get a man who already has everything he could ever need or want (me)
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
What the fuck do I get a man who already has everything he could ever need or want (me)
My TBI makes it so difficult to be a fun mom I just want to sleep on the weekends because my brain is on overload
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My TBI makes it so difficult to be a fun mom I just want to sleep on the weekends because my brain is on overload
But I’m fucking hungry
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
But I’m fucking hungry
I have had two frozen great value burritos and ramen in the last 48 hours and I still locked in for big abortion
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I have had two frozen great value burritos and ramen in the last 48 hours and I still locked in for big abortion
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Half of our staff not being here today for big abortion day got me like
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Half of our staff not being here today for big abortion day got me like
Kaylee has such an attitude lmao I went and told her not to do something and she’s like “I thought you were taking a nap mom” 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Kaylee has such an attitude lmao I went and told her not to do something and she’s like “I thought you were taking a nap mom” 🙄
why is everyone buying hard media I will KILL whoever grabbed the tool cd from the thrift shop like a bitch has a CD deck in her car stoppppp I NEED IT
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
why is everyone buying hard media I will KILL whoever grabbed the tool cd from the thrift shop like a bitch has a CD deck in her car stoppppp I NEED IT