vpseiro
@vyspeiro.bsky.social
he/him. a new age of FUCK, with all the anti-AI in the world to back it up. shitting my pants softly
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played uni for the first time since april last year
2 hour session and i wanted to go longer but there was no one to play with. it's good to be back
2 hour session and i wanted to go longer but there was no one to play with. it's good to be back
August 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
played uni for the first time since april last year
2 hour session and i wanted to go longer but there was no one to play with. it's good to be back
2 hour session and i wanted to go longer but there was no one to play with. it's good to be back
polls be like:
do you want to eat poop?
84% yes
5% no
12% don't know
do you want to eat poop?
84% yes
5% no
12% don't know
June 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
polls be like:
do you want to eat poop?
84% yes
5% no
12% don't know
do you want to eat poop?
84% yes
5% no
12% don't know
oh you've given birth? that's cool, but have you ever lost to a Humility lock? no? then you will never know true pain.
June 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
oh you've given birth? that's cool, but have you ever lost to a Humility lock? no? then you will never know true pain.
stummy hurting but the taco bell must flow
June 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
stummy hurting but the taco bell must flow
me, planning for the future: will this offer still stand after the heat death of the universe?
May 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
me, planning for the future: will this offer still stand after the heat death of the universe?
think im gonna bring this back
May 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
think im gonna bring this back
1AM at the Taco Bell wya
May 7, 2025 at 6:17 AM
1AM at the Taco Bell wya
at da bar and the only guy i know is in a shouting match with his girlfriend but i just went to a death metal show so im just kinda chilling
May 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
at da bar and the only guy i know is in a shouting match with his girlfriend but i just went to a death metal show so im just kinda chilling
one movie off my watchlist, another 7 back on.
April 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
one movie off my watchlist, another 7 back on.
what's wrong with Dick Eating Instructions????
April 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
what's wrong with Dick Eating Instructions????
i forgor to post it but yesterday Milo turned 4 years old! love this doggy
April 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i forgor to post it but yesterday Milo turned 4 years old! love this doggy
i fucking hate april fool's day
March 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i fucking hate april fool's day
thanks for agreeing to be in a romantic relationship with me. anyways, your first assignment is to memorize the entirety of Northernlion's 100 Most Viewed Clips of 2024. you have until tomorrow at 11:59 PM
March 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
thanks for agreeing to be in a romantic relationship with me. anyways, your first assignment is to memorize the entirety of Northernlion's 100 Most Viewed Clips of 2024. you have until tomorrow at 11:59 PM
inventing a new job: guy who inspects crossword puzzles to make sure they don't have slurs in them.
March 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
inventing a new job: guy who inspects crossword puzzles to make sure they don't have slurs in them.
live, laugh, like button
March 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
live, laugh, like button
this not being viral and showcased in times square is the reason why i believe mutually assured destruction is actually a good thing
nobody has ever transitioned from nonbinary to a different gender. this may mean that, for you gender min-maxxers, nonbinary is the optimal gender for your life playthrough.
March 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
this not being viral and showcased in times square is the reason why i believe mutually assured destruction is actually a good thing
Reposted by vpseiro
nobody has ever transitioned from nonbinary to a different gender. this may mean that, for you gender min-maxxers, nonbinary is the optimal gender for your life playthrough.
November 24, 2024 at 3:01 AM
nobody has ever transitioned from nonbinary to a different gender. this may mean that, for you gender min-maxxers, nonbinary is the optimal gender for your life playthrough.
boss makes a dollar i have diarrhea that's why my workplace runs out of toilet paper
March 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
boss makes a dollar i have diarrhea that's why my workplace runs out of toilet paper
looking back on it, i have no clue how two consenting adults agreed to play even one game of hearthstone
March 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
looking back on it, i have no clue how two consenting adults agreed to play even one game of hearthstone
im over here stroking my intelligence im intelligent as fuck man like for real man
March 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
im over here stroking my intelligence im intelligent as fuck man like for real man
8 more reps in the sensory deprivation chamber and i might just be able to ignore world events and just enjoy myself tonight.
March 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
8 more reps in the sensory deprivation chamber and i might just be able to ignore world events and just enjoy myself tonight.
i'm thinking that 12 Angry Men might actually squeeze into my top 25, right between Amadeus the 23rd time and Amadeus the 24th time
February 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
i'm thinking that 12 Angry Men might actually squeeze into my top 25, right between Amadeus the 23rd time and Amadeus the 24th time
"man, why don't my friends write more letterboxd reviews?"
my reviews: "i shit a little when premarital sex was mentioned"
my reviews: "i shit a little when premarital sex was mentioned"
February 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"man, why don't my friends write more letterboxd reviews?"
my reviews: "i shit a little when premarital sex was mentioned"
my reviews: "i shit a little when premarital sex was mentioned"
got my cape back, also a 716 kc vorki
January 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
got my cape back, also a 716 kc vorki
peloton but for wiping
January 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
peloton but for wiping