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Vypervoltz
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I’m Vyper; I’m stupid, and play video games • she/her • LGBTQ+ ally

I stream on Twitch & post on YouTube if you’d like to see my idiocy in full-force there! -> twitch.tv/vypervoltz | youtube.com/@vypervoltz
Ik this seems out of the blue but it’s genuinely been haunting me and I just need to say it publicly. I wish people never had to teach me lessons I probably should’ve already known. At least now I know my faults, and how to prevent them from emerging. Just wish I found them by myself </3
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I like the implication that you might just be immortal
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Aka the outer shell of my bedroom door is falling off. I didn’t even know doors had shells.
November 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
How did you know what happened…
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
People glorify romantic relationships all the time and it’s for a good reason but can we also glorify platonic relationships just as much because they’re literally just as good. I’m so happy to have the people I have in my life.
October 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
To be clear, I am AVERAGE HEIGHT!!!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
And that’s not to mention someone from our group managed to accidentally walk into a restricted area, and no one ID’d her or asked her any questions. She walked in with no one stopping her, and left with not a single eyebrow raised.

Again, I enjoyed the con, but things could’ve been so much worse.
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
However, I was able to walking through with my phone in my pocket (which isn’t small!) and never got stopped. There was a third pocket in my bag that was never checked, & the side pockets were ignored entirely. My big wallet was only checked once.

Weapons could’ve been absurdly easy to sneak inside
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM