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vyle.goopy.monster
Vyle
@vyle.goopy.monster
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At least three xiaolongbao’s | 25NB they/them | Chicago dragon | 🔞

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vyle.goopy.monster
oops sorry, I broke your surface tension…
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
vyle.goopy.monster
al dente as fuck
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
vyle.goopy.monster
(72 flights and counting for the record, haha)
October 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
vyle.goopy.monster
they’re so right for this
October 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
vyle.goopy.monster
You’re a few months late on rent payments for living in my TV, I think you should leave
October 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
vyle.goopy.monster
How has the maintenance been like? Genuinely curious since I want to shop for a car soon…. 👀
September 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
vyle.goopy.monster
duly noted. added to the meeting agenda. jira ticket submitted.
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
vyle.goopy.monster
“hm yes, i do get freaky but i would rather much prefer being slathered in viscous substances with my partner(s)”
September 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
vyle.goopy.monster
pulling out my soil composition chart to differentiate all goops, slimes, gunges, slop, etc.
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
vyle.goopy.monster
this is insanely hot….what needy wolf 💦💦
August 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
vyle.goopy.monster
if you put your heart and soul into it, everything is worth saving with duct tape 🥰
August 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
vyle.goopy.monster
i would be too, ngl
August 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
vyle.goopy.monster
OH...omg........... 🥴
August 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
vyle.goopy.monster
That was from the water actually coming out of the spout..thankfully 🫠
August 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM