A cold sore has left me kiss-less for days and on top of everything else in the world going to shit, it just might tip the scale of my delicately balanced sanity :).

My kingdom for a friend who would send me a fraction of the amount of tiktoks that I’m sending to my loved ones.

It’ll be hard because I look like this, but someone please pry the torture-screen out of my paws and don’t let me pick it back up!

I haven’t cried yet today, but I’ll get around to it. Will it happen before the Barbie movie or during?

what about serving god in a cunt-honoring way tho. have you considered that?

If I were a boyfriend I’d only ever pick ugly-hot colors for my gal’s manicures. Baby blue who?

I haven’t decided if I’m going to be normal or sexy on this app yet.

Do we have memes on here? What’s going on.