maybe one day I will think "she/they" without immediately following it up with "she them tiddies," but today is not that day

When your Vicious Mockery fails so the enemy is like "who tf is that" and the DM won't let you reroll it when you say "YOUR MOM." :(

[D&D] I would love to be playing a character who has such lofty goals as "I want to stop the BBEG from destroying the planes" but instead I'm playing a tabaxi who's like "that guy was a dick to me once; I'm gonna shit in his shoes."

"Haha, sure I'm getting back into fountain pens, but at least it's not keyboards! Then I'd be dropping way more money!" I said, damning myself 🙃

Nothing makes me realize so strongly how differently husband and I were raised than when he does something and doesn't make sure to note exactly what I'm doing behind/around him so he can prepare and adjust for it

...wait have I not posted a single thing yet