VWingless
@vwingless.bsky.social
I am from the internet. I enjoy things that go “beep boop”. My human counterpart engineers things on a computer.
Was cleaning my closet out and decided that maybe it’s time to drill out these 10GB hard drives I’ve had for almost two decades and throwing them out.
May 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Was cleaning my closet out and decided that maybe it’s time to drill out these 10GB hard drives I’ve had for almost two decades and throwing them out.
I need to go check the mail, but I also don’t want to walk past the people doing outside things on my way there.
May 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I need to go check the mail, but I also don’t want to walk past the people doing outside things on my way there.
All conversations eventually lead to Nutty Putty if they go on long enough.
May 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
All conversations eventually lead to Nutty Putty if they go on long enough.
Accidentally bought organic hummus. Day ruined.
May 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Accidentally bought organic hummus. Day ruined.
I’ve overestimated how prepared I was to stare at a wall for 2 hours while my car gets serviced.
May 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’ve overestimated how prepared I was to stare at a wall for 2 hours while my car gets serviced.
Now that I feel less sick, I should get back to working out again.
Immediately pulled a neck muscle.
Immediately pulled a neck muscle.
April 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Now that I feel less sick, I should get back to working out again.
Immediately pulled a neck muscle.
Immediately pulled a neck muscle.
I was pleased that my neck hadn’t been hurting this week, then I remembered that it was probably because I’ve been taking cold meds like tictacs.
April 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I was pleased that my neck hadn’t been hurting this week, then I remembered that it was probably because I’ve been taking cold meds like tictacs.
My hotel is so considerate. They left me some gratis floor Tylenol behind the dresser!
April 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
My hotel is so considerate. They left me some gratis floor Tylenol behind the dresser!
I also don’t understand how people can have one single Home Screen filled with folders of icons without their ears shooting smoke. Do you use all of those on a daily basis?
April 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I also don’t understand how people can have one single Home Screen filled with folders of icons without their ears shooting smoke. Do you use all of those on a daily basis?
Every flying experience is always marred by that one TSA guy that talks to everyone with an air of condescension, whining about some kind of queuing inefficiency that actually just underlines that he’s not good at his job.
April 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Every flying experience is always marred by that one TSA guy that talks to everyone with an air of condescension, whining about some kind of queuing inefficiency that actually just underlines that he’s not good at his job.
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Assassin's Creed Shadows is the prettiest video game ever made, has incredibly satisfying stealth and combat, and is bereft of any other good or fun ideas.
April 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Assassin's Creed Shadows is the prettiest video game ever made, has incredibly satisfying stealth and combat, and is bereft of any other good or fun ideas.
“That child has a very tall forehead“ is either met with breathless laughter or a blank expression. No real middle ground.
March 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“That child has a very tall forehead“ is either met with breathless laughter or a blank expression. No real middle ground.
Time for my monthly switching on of my Windows laptops. At least all of the hot exhaust is helping keep my coffee at a nice temperature.
March 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Time for my monthly switching on of my Windows laptops. At least all of the hot exhaust is helping keep my coffee at a nice temperature.
Saw Mickey Mouse fast rope through the ceiling of a middle school gymnasium to smash the instrument of a girl playing Let It Snow as her solo piece.
March 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Saw Mickey Mouse fast rope through the ceiling of a middle school gymnasium to smash the instrument of a girl playing Let It Snow as her solo piece.
Watching basketball highlights at an Applebees… I think it’s the glowing basketballs vs the Starbuckses?
March 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Watching basketball highlights at an Applebees… I think it’s the glowing basketballs vs the Starbuckses?
Had to replace a padlock for an outdoor thing. This one comes with a keyway cover. A lock flap. A security butt plug — most of which are terms I’m not allowed to use when explaining its use to the family.
March 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Had to replace a padlock for an outdoor thing. This one comes with a keyway cover. A lock flap. A security butt plug — most of which are terms I’m not allowed to use when explaining its use to the family.
The discover tab is still broken, and now it’s literally just 3 @jcsalterego.bsky.social posts and then nothing. XD
March 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The discover tab is still broken, and now it’s literally just 3 @jcsalterego.bsky.social posts and then nothing. XD
I can’t find an article about new battery tech to post at work because everyone is reporting (properly) very salient details about how our government and specific key players are fucking up the landscape for like, things in general.
March 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I can’t find an article about new battery tech to post at work because everyone is reporting (properly) very salient details about how our government and specific key players are fucking up the landscape for like, things in general.
My child made an unflushable log in the hotel toilet and now we have to move to a different state.
March 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
My child made an unflushable log in the hotel toilet and now we have to move to a different state.
It feels gross that a previous guest left time on my hotel microwave.
March 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It feels gross that a previous guest left time on my hotel microwave.
Figuring out what to do with leftovers isn’t always appealing, but people are missing out on Mac and Kimcheese.
February 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Figuring out what to do with leftovers isn’t always appealing, but people are missing out on Mac and Kimcheese.
One of the most important functions of modern technology is that I can yell my thoughts in the general direction of a robot, and they will be captured before they leave my mind forever.
February 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
One of the most important functions of modern technology is that I can yell my thoughts in the general direction of a robot, and they will be captured before they leave my mind forever.
I’m not sure why Google thinks this is a good auth flow, but I guess it wants me to hold my yubikey in my fist and punch it through my television.
This is 2025, this should be a solved problem.
This is 2025, this should be a solved problem.
February 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m not sure why Google thinks this is a good auth flow, but I guess it wants me to hold my yubikey in my fist and punch it through my television.
This is 2025, this should be a solved problem.
This is 2025, this should be a solved problem.