Hey bsky, I’m looking for a SB 59 version of this pic, please help a guy out 💕

This is the stupidest age to be alive. Why do I have to pay for a service and still be subjected to ads? Why don’t the creators or actors get much if any royalties on streaming? What a stupid fucking system

Hello bsky. Tell me my flowers look cute

Elfie truly shines during Christmas time

Elfie was so helpful in prepping food tn

Pro-tip: keep a baseball hat in the office for days when the fluorescent overhead lights are really too much

cinnamon roll

Apprehended criminal: Attempted to steal my breakfast and lunch #cat #elfadelphia #catsofbsky

I love correcting men.

For posterity:

Besties did the hear me out cake tonight.

My honorable contribution: Matt Strahm rocking the man bun and shorts running out on the field to defend Casey after he was hbp #gophils #hearmeout

I’m decorating a room in my house and am looking for a nice big comfy reading chair. I was reminded of how comfortable my Poppop’s recliner chair was. Everyone sat in it when Poppop wasn’t in the room. But, as soon as he walked in we would pop up. He didn’t demand it, we just respect that it was his

Hello bluesky. This is Elfie. She loves doing crimes. #elfadelphia