i have a cousin who actually slam dunked a donation into the basket once when we were kids, sending coins flying everywhere to the very visible embarrassment of my relatives sitting adjacent. its exactly as fucking funny as youd imagine

best case scenario is a potential nod to tom tom club's "man with the four way hips"

worst case is eldritch body horror

reminds me of the time by total chance / accident i caught an episode of eerie, indiana in which a teenage boy rebels against his parents under the influence of an implied ""satanic"" band called "pitbull surfers"

spent the whole time laughing my ass off

numb your senses. look at the moon

go outside. what are you doing inside on such a beautiful night

can we get an actual draft function on here already so i can use it as a stopgap against publicly waxing poetic in a really obnoxious way

holding up a big ass banner for trans women that says "WELCOME TO WOMANHOOD" in the saddest scribbled chisel tip marker scrawling you can imagine

i'm sorry for how annoying this must be but this is a pretty neat glitch

do not embrace being an outcast unless you want to become a miserable helpless deserter who treats others like zombies

even if you predict the apocalypse right, even if you get it down to the second, you have built the wrong army and they will eat you as sacrament

pretty rude of you to post someone having just been vaporized in the new year

dont get me wrong its *miles* better than the pit of self-inflicted psychic damage the other place unfortunately became but something has me feeling not entirely At Home here either

i wonder if that feeling will ever go away