What do you call a medieval spy? Sir veilance.

Tomorrow is a no bones day. Thanks Milton.

Why did the snowman go to the garden? To pick his nose.

Let’s be clear. Privatization of the post office will mean some addresses simply will not be covered because they are unprofitable. Think of it like our private healthcare system.

Things are hard out there for folks. Wanted to share this link for places you can get help with utilities and rent, local to Austin. If you are looking for places to donate to this winter, these are all pretty good. Stay warm out there.

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Suggestion: Search up Energy Share programs that help people stay warm in the winter. Katherine and I are making a $10,000 donation to Energy Share of Montana today.

This Week in Wins, great to see a Fox News host give a 1-minute eloquent defense of President Biden's incredible economic record. It is truly not to be missed.

What's an opinion you have that would make a bunch of people angry?

Write it down in a notebook called, "Why would I want to make a bunch of people angry right now?" and then close that notebook and have some tea.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Which side of the turkey has more feathers? The outside.

I had a really good twitter handle.

I used to have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.

What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.