// post that shit. fuck bad actors, this should be a space for people to just have a good time and goof around.

i shouldn't have fucking said anything.

she was an antagonist in the show. no shit she was bad. congrats on having basic media literacy, dumbass.

you have no proof of that. why are you spreading rumors. stick to spreading your legs for our boss instead, at least that doesn't involve me.

are you why i keep running out. are you stealing my drinks.

[spoken through gritted teeth, his entire body fighting back against Being Nice]

thank you, please don't touch me.

despite all the shit you deal with, you manage to take good care of your looks. your hair is always nice, you've got a clear fashion sense going on... you look good. like, basically all the time. it kinda pisses me off.

okay, you can leave now.

i overheard a few of the others talking about it a while back and decided not to forget.

i was told that a proper gift should be something "heartfelt", whatever that's supposed to fucking mean.

anyway, it's a compliment. a genuine one, not a backhanded sarcastic one like usual.

hey, birthday boy. before you leave, let me give you your present.

call and find out, what do i look like a fucking wiki page.

that sounds like a complaint. you should call our complaint hotline, the number is 1-800-FUCK-OFF. if that one's busy, try 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

this you.
bsky.app/profile/geri...

do i look like a goddamn gymnast to you? you just fucking said to keep myself safe. doing that would not be safe.

i appreciate the sentiment. i will.

we all have stands dumbass, it came with the fucking job.

i do have a natural talent for that. good to see it being recognized.