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@vulcanushusband.bsky.social
■He/Him
• Lv. 22
■Bara enthusiast
• of the chunky variety.
■Stank ass
• 🐗 space boar (it's Ohio)
■NSFW Status
• 🔞
Pfp: @cavarano.bsky.social
Call me Vulcan. DMs open, yap away!
If you know my SFW, keep it separate. This one's for horny hour!
• Lv. 22
■Bara enthusiast
• of the chunky variety.
■Stank ass
• 🐗 space boar (it's Ohio)
■NSFW Status
• 🔞
Pfp: @cavarano.bsky.social
Call me Vulcan. DMs open, yap away!
If you know my SFW, keep it separate. This one's for horny hour!
Hey so you guys should totally get on drawing hot ass porn of the Instacart polar bear.
November 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hey so you guys should totally get on drawing hot ass porn of the Instacart polar bear.
I had this set before age verification was even a thing. Why can't I just have the benefit of the doubt lol. Better yet, why isn't the age verification HERE??
September 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I had this set before age verification was even a thing. Why can't I just have the benefit of the doubt lol. Better yet, why isn't the age verification HERE??
Love that I can type a handle into the search bar and then it acts as though the user doesn't exist if there's porn on their page EVEN THOUGH it popped up in the search bar because I ALREADY FOLLOW THEM!
Can't make ts up!! 🙏
Can't make ts up!! 🙏
September 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Love that I can type a handle into the search bar and then it acts as though the user doesn't exist if there's porn on their page EVEN THOUGH it popped up in the search bar because I ALREADY FOLLOW THEM!
Can't make ts up!! 🙏
Can't make ts up!! 🙏
Haha fuck you Ohio
September 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Haha fuck you Ohio
Being as bad as Drakengard 3 supposedly was is definitely something, I suppose...
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September 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Being as bad as Drakengard 3 supposedly was is definitely something, I suppose...
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Suffice to say, they won't be my friend after I have to take time out of my problematic life for them just so they can get what they want and end up not doing anything with the end result for a while.
I just needed to vent that out. Maybe I'll give context if asked.
I just needed to vent that out. Maybe I'll give context if asked.
September 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Suffice to say, they won't be my friend after I have to take time out of my problematic life for them just so they can get what they want and end up not doing anything with the end result for a while.
I just needed to vent that out. Maybe I'll give context if asked.
I just needed to vent that out. Maybe I'll give context if asked.
Ibuprofen is the best I have, can I at least get like minor-low budget autism??
September 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Ibuprofen is the best I have, can I at least get like minor-low budget autism??
Ohio be Ohioing today...
September 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ohio be Ohioing today...
Love love looooove waking up at 4:30am (went to sleep at 12) for no discernible reason.
If you're up, too, feel free to talk to me I don't got nothing going on lol
If you're up, too, feel free to talk to me I don't got nothing going on lol
September 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Love love looooove waking up at 4:30am (went to sleep at 12) for no discernible reason.
If you're up, too, feel free to talk to me I don't got nothing going on lol
If you're up, too, feel free to talk to me I don't got nothing going on lol
Me knowing I can't have any of that.
(Also me when my genetics just suck cuz goddamn..)
(Also me when my genetics just suck cuz goddamn..)
September 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me knowing I can't have any of that.
(Also me when my genetics just suck cuz goddamn..)
(Also me when my genetics just suck cuz goddamn..)
Came back to share the fact that YouTube is sharing pornographic ads now. Hypocrisy, yippy... 🎉
September 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Came back to share the fact that YouTube is sharing pornographic ads now. Hypocrisy, yippy... 🎉
Why was this "officially" uploaded to YouTube Music with.. what is that, a genAI cover?? 💀
August 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Why was this "officially" uploaded to YouTube Music with.. what is that, a genAI cover?? 💀
Oh yay!
Too bad I don't got nun to raffle. 💀
Too bad I don't got nun to raffle. 💀
August 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Oh yay!
Too bad I don't got nun to raffle. 💀
Too bad I don't got nun to raffle. 💀
"UMBRELLA" JUST SENT ME AN AD ON GRINDR.??? HELLO?? 😭😭
August 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"UMBRELLA" JUST SENT ME AN AD ON GRINDR.??? HELLO?? 😭😭
July 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I'd have to sob as I wait for the official release.
July 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I'd have to sob as I wait for the official release.
July 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
You just couldn't quit while you were ahead, huh, big bro?
July 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
You just couldn't quit while you were ahead, huh, big bro?
Hey so season 27 of South Park made "Donlan Turnip" into the same sort of caricature they used for Saddam Hussein in the earlier seasons. Already off to a great start.
Too bad he's also having hot sex with Satan, too, though. 💔
Too bad he's also having hot sex with Satan, too, though. 💔
July 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hey so season 27 of South Park made "Donlan Turnip" into the same sort of caricature they used for Saddam Hussein in the earlier seasons. Already off to a great start.
Too bad he's also having hot sex with Satan, too, though. 💔
Too bad he's also having hot sex with Satan, too, though. 💔
HELLLPP THIS THUMBNAIL HAS ME ROLLING 😭😭
July 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
HELLLPP THIS THUMBNAIL HAS ME ROLLING 😭😭