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Burglar. (The Hobbit)

but could you travel backward or forward to a time when another planet would be in the exact same place

That was the last straw, they made lynching illegal after that.
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We went to high school together. He'd sit next to me and relate the entire plot of a James Bond movie (for instance), scene by scene, in hushed tones during Algebra class. Our British Lit teacher liked his comic book style rendition of Grendel so well she hung it beside to door for the entire year.