holy fuck. he wasn’t lying.

they taught me that you can turn mountain dew voltage into a delightful syrup to decorate your pancakes with. it was marvelous

woah. didn’t s-see you there o-ovenGoat.

there will be no forgiveness, and instead i hope you can forgive me for that statement. i will remain in your consciousness until you draw your final breath, and it won’t be of smoke. i will wait until your untimely demise to make my appearance, and only then will i speak to you again.

you cannot handle the contents stored in my brain

dibs on the squirrel blunt

twinsies i fear.

unfortunately its a lil more than that i fear

we gotta put every green person we know in a cage match to see who emerges victorious

damn, i wonder who it could be. too bad you’re orange

the fleas have deemed you unworthy. im sorry you had to find out like this

dude. is that my grandma up there.

hurry and use your mind powers to play something good im suffering over here 💔💔

oh hey haha almojo. haha didn’t expect to see you here haha

yoshi god… i never truly hated you… don’t forget to pay us a visit 💔 #ALMOJOISAFRAUD