Singing Telegram Girl: Millie Bobby Brown
Mr. Ho, Cook: Bruce Campbell
The Evangelist/Chief Inspector: Don Cheadle
The Motorist: Austin Butler
The Cop: Bill Hader

He's mourning Patroclus in this quote.

The Iliad was written on scrolls, each scroll was called a book. (biblion -- 'little scroll') It just means the chapter.

I can't think of one reason why any tree should ever be cut down. This hurt my heart to read.

“There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.”
―Bob Ross