The Masked Tortilla
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Writer. 59. AF kid. Pub/Corp librarian. Sysadmin @ UT In ATX (‘83-‘24) A new life in PDX w Alyssa.
Ages 14-18: 60 miles daily bw a cotton town of 600 & a bougie Cath high in Corpus. Escaped to local segregated graveyard, read “Time” mags. Remember it all
Ages 14-18: 60 miles daily bw a cotton town of 600 & a bougie Cath high in Corpus. Escaped to local segregated graveyard, read “Time” mags. Remember it all
Noem is facing down 2 scandals—220 million of DHS money she siphoned for a vanity commercial (& into a dark LLC)—& her defiance of a federal judge by not turning around a plane bound for a notorious central American prison. Noem *needs* the optics of being close to and in good graces of Dear Leader.
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Noem is facing down 2 scandals—220 million of DHS money she siphoned for a vanity commercial (& into a dark LLC)—& her defiance of a federal judge by not turning around a plane bound for a notorious central American prison. Noem *needs* the optics of being close to and in good graces of Dear Leader.
According to Pro Publica, Noem siphoned 220 million dollars of DHS/taxpayer money to pay her friends at Strategy Group, for this ad. 143 million of that money went to a mysterious LLC in Delaware, Safe American Media. How, where and to whom they doled out 143 million isn’t known. Cowgirl grifter.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
According to Pro Publica, Noem siphoned 220 million dollars of DHS/taxpayer money to pay her friends at Strategy Group, for this ad. 143 million of that money went to a mysterious LLC in Delaware, Safe American Media. How, where and to whom they doled out 143 million isn’t known. Cowgirl grifter.
It’s like watching a CGI onion smile.
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It’s like watching a CGI onion smile.
See you later, alligator.
February 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
See you later, alligator.
Institutions in the federal government come and go, no matter how many times they were mentioning the federalist papers. They can also shrink into very tiny mushrooms, as well it’s tiny mushroom season.
January 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Institutions in the federal government come and go, no matter how many times they were mentioning the federalist papers. They can also shrink into very tiny mushrooms, as well it’s tiny mushroom season.
Farmers market chicory. The year round produce in the PNW is in a whole different league from the annual hot sauce festival in Austin TX. Each great, each different, of course. But, even in January—wow.
January 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Farmers market chicory. The year round produce in the PNW is in a whole different league from the annual hot sauce festival in Austin TX. Each great, each different, of course. But, even in January—wow.