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VSwede
@vswede.bsky.social
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Game dev, Musician, content machine (and Eurovision commentator? I guess? XD)

🎨 Avi art by @rottentongues.bsky.social!

I.M.I.Self | imiself.se | @imiself.se
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A lil late, but here's the schedule for the week! 🥳
- 🥷 Gloomwood on Thursday at 10 PM.
- 💀 Continuing SCORN on Saturday at 10 PM.
- ⛵ Return of the Obra Dinn on Sunday at 10 PM.
(all times CET)

Catch it all on www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE: 17th November 2025 - 23rd November 2025 - Thursday 10 PM CET, Gloomwood. Trigger Warning for Blood and Gore. - Saturday 10 PM CET, SCORN. Trigger Warning for Body Horror, Blood and Gore. - Sunday 10 PM CET, Return of the Obra Dinn. Trigger Warning for pixelated Body Horror, Blood and Gore. Missed a stream? Catching up on a series? Can't get enough of VSwede? Go to youtube.com/@VSwedeUncut
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
vswede.bsky.social
I'm playing my first ever Extraction Shooter... ESCAPE FROM DUCKOV... 🦆

Join me! :D Live on
www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I'm LIVE tonight with some LOCKDOWN Protocol, together with @moonbunnybunbun.bsky.social and frens! 🚀🤩

Shall I be targeted every round? Shall I finally undestand how to successfully do a murder? Find out live on
www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
LOCKDOWN Protocol w/ Syrenshadows, Rottentongues, Mr_Man_Plays, Novelty_The_Clown, VSwede, Avatar_Corgi, Firebite117, and Moonbunnybunbun
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
vswede.bsky.social
Finally, as promised, I'm getting around to playing SCORN!!! 💀

Be warned, this game is inspired by biopunk themes and artists, and may contain graphic body horror and gore.

Otherwise, come join me! ☺️
www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
SCORN (for realz) Trigger warning for Body Horror, Blood and Gore. Live now on TWITCH! twitch.tv/vswedeofficial
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
vswede.bsky.social
A lil late, but here's the schedule!
- 💀Scorn tonight at 10 PM CET
- 🚀Friday 3 PM PT / Saturday 10 PM CET, LOCKDOWN Protocol with @moonbunnybunbun.bsky.social and co!
- 🦆Saturday 10 PM CET, Escape from Duckov!!!

All of this, live on
www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE, 10th November - 16th November 2025. - Wednesday at 10 PM Central European, Scorn. Trigger warning for Body Horror, Blood, and Gore. - Friday at 3 PM Pacific Time / Saturday at 12 AM Central European, Lockdown Protocol with Moonbun & Co. - Saturday at 10 PM Central European, Escape from Duckov. Missed a stream? Catching up on a series? Can't get enough of VSwede? Go to youtube.com/@VSwedeUncut
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
vswede.bsky.social
I promised NINAH this Thursday, kinda failed on that, but I'm back tonight to continue where we left off! 🧍

Join me at 10 PM CET tonight for more No, I'm not a Human, live on
www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
No, I'm not a Human. Continued (for realz) Trigger warning for Blood and Gore. Live tonight, at 10 PM Central European, 4 PM Eastern Standard, and 8 AM Australian Eastern. Live on twitch.tv/vswedeofficial
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
vswede.bsky.social
This is our son.
Say hi to him.
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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FOREST GAAAAANG 🌲🌲🌲

I'll be going live tonight playing Sons Of The Forest with my bois @jpegmafia.bsky.social and @rottentongues.bsky.social!

Can we survive the unknown with wicked cannibals, trying to find a missing billionaire?

Find out, at 11 PM CET, on
www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
Sons Of The Forest, with Aria and Rotten. Trigger warning for Blood and Gore. Live Friday, at 11 PM Central European, 5 PM Eastern Standard, and 9 AM Australian Eastern. Live on twitch.tv/vswedeofficial
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
vswede.bsky.social
We're continuing our playthrough of No, I'm not a Human tonight! 🧍🥳

I felt like I got through a good bit, so perhaps this'll be the "finale"? We'll see!

Join me tonight, live at 10 PM CET on
www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
No, I'm not a Human. Trigger warning for Blood and Gore. Live Thursday, at 10 PM Central European, 4 PM Eastern Standard, and 8 AM Australian Eastern. Live on twitch.tv/vswedeofficial
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
vswede.bsky.social
It's nasty, it's gross, yet enticing... It's SCORN 💀

I'll be starting my playthrough of this H. R. Giger-inspired game, but be warned that this game delves into biopunk and body horror, which may be disturbing to some.

Join me tonight at 10 PM on
www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
SCORN Trigger warning for Body Horror, Blood, and Gore. Live tonight at 10 PM Central European, 4 PM Eastern Standard, and 8 AM Australian Eastern. Live on twitch.tv/vswedeofficial
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
vswede.bsky.social
Making up for Halloween with scary gaems! :3

- 💀Starting Scorn on Tuesday 10 PM CET
- 🧍Continuing No, I'm not a Human on Thursday 10 PM CET
- 🌲Sons of The Forest with @jpegmafia.bsky.social and @rottentongues.bsky.social! Friday 11 PM CET

All of this live on
www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE: 3rd November - 9th November 2025 - On Tuesday 10 PM CET, Scorn. Trigger warning for body horror, blood, and gore. - On Thursday 10 PM CET, No, I'm not a Human. Trigger warning for blood and gore. - On Friday 11 PM CET, Sons of the Forest with Aria & Rotten. Trigger warning for blood and gore. Missed a stream? Catching up on a series? Can't get enough of VSwede? Go to youtube.com/@VSwedeUncut
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
vswede.bsky.social
THE NEW JACKBOX PARTY PACK IS HERE!!! 🥳🎉
I'll be joined by @jpegmafia.bsky.social @itmeazura.bsky.social @wayva-einheit.bsky.social @moonbunnybunbun.bsky.social @syrenshadows.bsky.social and more :3

Join me tonight at 11 PM EST / Saturday 5 AM CET
Live on www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
The Jackbox Party Pack 11, with VSwede, Jimmy, Aria, Azura, Wayva, Moonbun, Syren, & Mr. Man. Live tonight, at Saturday 5 AM Central European, Friday 11 PM Eastern Standard, and 2 PM Australian Eastern. Live on twitch.tv/vswedeoffical
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
vswede.bsky.social
Tonight's the night! I'M BACK🥳

And to start off this week, I'll be playing through No, I'm not a Human, as well as announcing something exclusively first on Twitch, so stay tuned...

11 PM CET, expect scuff, and let's have fun!
www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💙💛
No, I'm not a Human + Big Announcement. Live tonight, at 11 PM Central European, 5 PM Eastern Standard, and 7 AM Australian Eastern. Live on twitch.tv/vswedeofficial
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
vswede.bsky.social
ai artists be like
A server rule stating “No AI art” with a screencap below being a clip from Arthur, with D.W. Arthur standing outside a door with a sign to keep out, and dialogue saying “That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!”
October 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
vswede.bsky.social
I'M BAAAAAAAACK~! 👋🥳🎉
This week, I return to streaming again! With some surprises... 😏

-🧍Wednesday 11 PM CET, NINAH + a BIG, exclusive announcement :3
-📦Jackbox 11 with the squad on Friday, 8 PM PST / 5 AM CET!
-🕔Finally, Blood on the Clocktower on Sunday at 9 PM CET

www.twitch.tv/vswedeofficial 💗
THE RETURN OF VSWEDE. October 22nd, at 11 PM CET / 5 PM PST. Playing "No, I'm not a Human" + BIG Announcement. twitch.tv/vswedeofficial THIS WEEK'S SCHEDULE, 20th - 26th October 2025. - Wednesday 11 PM CET, No, I'm not a Human + BIG announcement! - Friday 8 PM PST / Saturday 5 AM CET, The Jackbox Party Pack 11. - Sunday 9 PM CET, Blood on the Clocktower, hosted by Bramdon. Missed a stream? Catching up on a series? Can't get enough of VSwede? Go to youtube.com/@VSwedeUncut
October 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
vswede.bsky.social
Something big is coming soon… 😏
Discord message from a bot named “SwedeBot9000”. “Hello! Welcome to The VSwede Network’s headquarters :D” The message is cut off.
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
vswede.bsky.social
Rate the baguette 🥖
Discord messages with an embedded picture of a throughly burnt piece of baguette. “My baguette 😭😭😭” “I put it into the oven before going to bed and fell asleep” “my mom came home from a night shift and wasn’t very happy”
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 AM
vswede.bsky.social
man gets jumpscared by water
October 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
vswede.bsky.social
i made my own homemade fries uwu
A plate of fries, with a ketchup dip to the right. A closeup of the fries, showing off their crispy skins.
October 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
vswede.bsky.social
People claim I have a face card.

Idunno if I should believe them, but I’ll let y’all be the judge of that 🤭
Close-up portrait of Swede, looking at the viewer. Portrait of Swede sitting in a chair, smiling away from the camera.
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
vswede.bsky.social
🖼️ Art.
In a photo frame, two Discord messages. First from Ria, saying “you guuuyyys stop sucking my balls”. The second one, from Swede, says “No imma suck em hard”
October 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
vswede.bsky.social
This is my anxiety perfectly summarized in a couple searches 🤣
A list of recent search results. From bottom to top… - acid reflux - acid reflux jaw hurting - open mouth - anafylaxic shock - anafylactic shock - heartburn svenska - heartburn - heartburn paracetamol - heartburn does paracetamol help - heartburn chin aching - kneel - heartburn cheek aching - toilet won’t unclog
October 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
vswede.bsky.social
I had a beautiful morning today :3
October 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
vswede.bsky.social
Thank you to all the raiders who trusted me with y'all's communities! 😊
@lexi00zone.bsky.social @thelittleguppy.bsky.social @avatarcorgi.bsky.social @/yourpalbramd0n @beefquake.tv
Raiders: - GhostQueenKaye: 8 viewers. - BeefQuake: 15 viewers. - rottentongues: 22 viewers. - syrenshadows: 3 viewers. - goopycoleslaw: 3 viewers. - aria_amorette: 5 viewers. - yourpalbramd0n: 1 viewer. - Avatar_Corgi: 6 viewers. - TheLittleGuppy: 10 viewers. - Lexi000Zone: 2 viewers.
September 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
vswede.bsky.social
Last night was heartwarming and so much fun 😊
In a single night, we ended up being able to raise over $475 for @savethechildren.org!

Thank you so much to everyone who watched, lurked, donated, etc.. You are the light we need in a world that can feel hopeless at times. 💙💛
VSwede presents... September of SALT, SOUR, & SPICE. In 18 hours, we raised... $476,25 for Save the Children. THANK YOU!
September 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM