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Vstarsodyssey
@vstarsodyssey.bsky.social
40 male australian 🇦🇺
🧬 Autistic / Neurospicy / Mental Health / Introvert
🎮 Nintendo inc Mario & Zelda
🤼‍♂️ WWE
1 🐈 3 🐕
🏈 Collingwood & Melb Storm ⚡️
📺 Simpson Memes
🎵 Linkin Park, Foo Fighters, queen, Silverchair & 80s, 90s & 2000s music
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40 male australian 🇦🇺
💔 Single & Childless
🧬 Autistic / Neurospicy / Mental Health /Introverted
🎮 Nintendo inc Mario & Zelda
🤼‍♂️ WWE
1 🐈 3 🐕
🏈 Collingwood & Melb Storm ⚡️
📺 Simpson Memes
🎵 inc Linkin Park, Foo Fighters, queen, Silverchair & other 80s 90s & 2000s music.
📱vstarsodyssey on fb, 👻, 🪡 & insta
Hello from portland victoria australia. Not too cold & people are everywhere here. I may not like nye when everyones out & some i dont really want to talk to nor look at will be there 👀

Getting old sux 🙃
December 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
England = 14 year losing streak on australian turf is over

Essendon = 21 year losing streak of not making afl finals thankfully continues 🤣 (happy collingwood supporter for that record)
December 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Shane warne would be filthy in his grave that aussies lost on his famous mcg turf

Also... just maybe if they had that spinner todd murphy the result might be different? 🤔

Anyway well done poms/barmy army, you guys wanted the win more
...but we still keep the urn.
Til next time!!! 🏏
#ashes #ausveng
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December 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
We're going to lose to the poms arent we? Couldve sworn its opposite day 🙃🏏

#ashes #ausveng
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December 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Few certainties in life
Cricket aus will give refunds coz theres NO day 3
That mcg greensman is in trouble.
Australian xi (like the pesky poms) cant bat mentally for 💩 (not just this match).
& khawaja mayve played his last game.

& all this before lunch which now will taste awful. 🤦‍♂️🏏
#ashes #ausveng
December 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
7/77, 8/88, 9/99? You wont see those numbers at a ashes test match. Math nuts would have a field day 😅🏏 #ashescricket #ausveng
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December 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Nvm my last post. 3/8 for the poms. That mcg pitch is wild today for the bowlers. 👀🏏

#ashescricket #ausveng
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Happy boxing day. ...unless youre the australian xi then all out on 152? Are you freaking kidding me? 🤦‍♂️🏏 #ashescricket
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
From my family (not pictured) to all yours, have a merry, safe & happy christmas or however youre celebrating this festive season. And remember some are doing it tough, more so this year. Be sure to reach out & keep touch with loved ones ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
#festivusfortherestofus for those who celebrate it. Im going nuclear for 1 day 😂
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Thank you to all that kept most people safe (except the unfortunate 15 deaths) in the awful bondi beach tragedy a week ago. I pray this never happens again & some common sense instead of the blame game playing out on social media that im staying out of.
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Quick wrap up:
Aussies win the ashes series 3-0, i just hope nathan lyons ok, put in on bubble wrap if we have to 🏏

Its pouring here in portland victoria, where is my summer gone?
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Travis head you beauty 🙌🏏
#ashes
December 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Bye bye you pesky p plates 😂👋
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 AM
And just like that, if youre under 16 & australian and somehow reading this, you shouldnt be on this or ANY social media platforms due to the underage bans starting today.

Me? Im 40 & going to go yell at some clouds coz im bored 😂
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December 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Because music is my language but this year hasnt been great in going out. Adult life 😣
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
2 days. 2 MCGRIGGING DAYS. Whats the point of a 4-5 dayer cricket match. Better yet whats the point of the poms turning up coz they didnt bother 😅 #ashes #ausveng 🏏
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Things i need a defibulator for in 2025
*everytime collingwood gets a win in footy
*nintendo releasing a switch 2
*linkin park coming back to australia next year
*everytime donald trump does something stupid
*australia could win the #ashes wa test in 2 days 👀🏏

Wtf is going on 2025?!?
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November 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
What the hell is going on with this #ashes perth test match? At the rate its going it may barely make it to a day 3 finish 👀
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Personal update for those that care:
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Thinking of the american friends doing it tough under a fascist government & therefore going to the no kings protest today. Keep hydrated, look out for one another & please dont use violence.

Australians & most of earth is pulling for you guys to standing up to bullies.
October 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
#Paxaus is over for another year. Got to buy some stuff, got to play some games, even attended a panel. Why do things have to end so quickly? Better question, why am i close to broke? 😩
October 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Guess whos got the super mario galaxy collection? Also pax aus is tomorrow, pinch me. #paxaus #pax #supermario40thanniversary #supermariogalaxy
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I got kidney stone. That is all!
October 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM