Imagine all your coworkers being like “Yeah, just look for the fat guy with a red face”

Honestly? Praxis

It was just a prank broooo...

Honestly crazy that Trump wants to tariff Canada over drug smuggling, when their elected officials were literally smoking that shit to keep it off our streets.

I doth assembled thine team, m’lord

And we went with the “Shakespeare” spelling? 🤦‍♂️

Ughhh so close!

After look at the cost of NYC apartments on Zillow for an hour

Saving soooooo much money making this from home

Just incredible Iron Age diplomacy

“Here, I’m sending you a statue of myself”

“Ummm…ok I’ll just put my name on it I guess.”

Yes but what about second apron?

You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and Netscape and Petsdotcom and eXcite and Gadzoox and Drkoop and Beenz and Yahoo! Those are the nations of the world today.

Hey James! James! Look, this paper towel tube is like a telescop-AHHH WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!