Calculating approximate tactical distance conversions from a hand-drawn map, and I just wrote down "56 1/4cm" ... I may have broken my brain and proven how American I am.

"Monday again, by Crom," growled the bleary-eyed barbarian as he struggled to free himself from the serpentlike embrace of his sleeping furs. "Tis but one weapon potent enough to slay this most degenerate of days," he continued, staggering towards the kitchen.

"Coffee."