🎶VP Beet🎶
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I write parodies, foster kitties, and love live music and democracy. #rootsistance #saladarity #gardenparty #catsofbluesky #resist
You're assuming that tweet originated in the US...
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You're assuming that tweet originated in the US...
FAKE NEWS!
- The tobacco lobby
- The tobacco lobby
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
FAKE NEWS!
- The tobacco lobby
- The tobacco lobby
This just in! Trump liked his girls on the edge of seventeen.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
This just in! Trump liked his girls on the edge of seventeen.
Maybe they came from Canada?
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Maybe they came from Canada?
We had to go underground due to the regime change...
October 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We had to go underground due to the regime change...
Tell me you didn't...
October 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Tell me you didn't...
Can confirm. I'm offended.
September 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Can confirm. I'm offended.
Polo shirts are a very divisive topic.
September 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Polo shirts are a very divisive topic.
Redistricting is Coming
Snow Jon Snow GIF
ALT: Snow Jon Snow GIF
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August 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Redistricting is Coming
As Teddy Roosevelt so eloquently stated, "speak confidently and carry a big microphone."
August 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
As Teddy Roosevelt so eloquently stated, "speak confidently and carry a big microphone."
As Teddy Roosevelt so eloquently stated, "speak confidently and carry a big microphone."
August 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
As Teddy Roosevelt so eloquently stated, "speak confidently and carry a big microphone."
But all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a white guy.
August 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM
But all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a white guy.
Once again, Google dared to be stupid.
August 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Once again, Google dared to be stupid.
This is absolutely untrue!
Also:
Also:
August 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is absolutely untrue!
Also:
Also:
Why am I hearing that in the voice of Harry Potter casting a spell? 😁
July 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Why am I hearing that in the voice of Harry Potter casting a spell? 😁
Too much foreground noise - I can't make out the Boingo song!
July 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Too much foreground noise - I can't make out the Boingo song!
The only correct response!
July 18, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The only correct response!
I think the "Taco Pedo" monicker needs to stick!
July 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I think the "Taco Pedo" monicker needs to stick!
You mean the rescissions package.
The recessions package is the OBBBA.
The recessions package is the OBBBA.
July 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You mean the rescissions package.
The recessions package is the OBBBA.
The recessions package is the OBBBA.
It's like you looked at my calendar and saw my Friday schedule...
July 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's like you looked at my calendar and saw my Friday schedule...
ICE ICE baby
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying you called .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying you called .
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June 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
ICE ICE baby