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vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
"what is a mii, you may ask?"

THEY EXPLAINED WHAT A MII IS IN THE BEGINING OF THE TRAILER

I AM UNC OFFICIALLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_0kl1WiSPg
January 30, 2026 at 1:47 AM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
> We recently provided a retailer with an image of Nintendo GameCube – Nintendo Classics titles that incorrectly included games that are not planned for release at this time. The image has been removed, and we apologize for any confusion.

I'm kinda surprised they […]

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January 30, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
a pedophile in a mustache going to the store to get the csam detector so that he can shake his head at it if its found
AltStore on Bsky: Introducing our newest app for AltStore PAL — CSAM Store Checker 🔎 Given the rise of child sexual abuse material on certain iOS apps, we’ve built a tool that allows users to see whether CSAM is accessible through any apps on a given marketplace. Download now on @alt.store
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 PM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
this will forever be his legacy
a youtube thumbnail with jeff epstien, the background reads "he was a terrible investor"
January 30, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
they're changing the prompt settings

https://www.theverge.com/tech/870045/microsoft-windows-11-issues-rebuilding-trust-notepad
Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows
2026 is all about improving Windows
www.theverge.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
a pedophile in a mustache going to the store to get the csam detector so that he can shake his head at it if its found
AltStore on Bsky: Introducing our newest app for AltStore PAL — CSAM Store Checker 🔎 Given the rise of child sexual abuse material on certain iOS apps, we’ve built a tool that allows users to see whether CSAM is accessible through any apps on a given marketplace. Download now on @alt.store
January 29, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
just had this thought: rereleases of 80s & 90s titles through virtual console and classic collections on modern hardware might make newer generations nostalgic for games that didnt even come out when they were born
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
they're changing the prompt settings

https://www.theverge.com/tech/870045/microsoft-windows-11-issues-rebuilding-trust-notepad
Microsoft is working to rebuild trust in Windows
2026 is all about improving Windows
www.theverge.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
a 1994 sega 32x print ad featuring a shocked boy asking, "mommy, what are those two sega machines doing?" with the reply, "they’re making an arcade system, dear." the image shows the 32x peripheral being plugged into a sega genesis console, surrounded by game screenshots and text highlighting its 32-bit power and 32,000 colors.
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
just had this thought: rereleases of 80s & 90s titles through virtual console and classic collections on modern hardware might make newer generations nostalgic for games that didnt even come out when they were born
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
a 1994 sega 32x print ad featuring a shocked boy asking, "mommy, what are those two sega machines doing?" with the reply, "they’re making an arcade system, dear." the image shows the 32x peripheral being plugged into a sega genesis console, surrounded by game screenshots and text highlighting its 32-bit power and 32,000 colors.
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
where’s oomfie…
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
every now and then i come back to this video, because it reminds me of being the same stupid kid who would sit down and read for hours and hours about 4kids localizations & banned episodes. of course i watched the damn episode not knowing if i could potentially […]

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a youtube video titled "electric soldier polygon on tv"
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 AM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
RE: https://vozer.cafe/@vozercozer/115975958026515829

here's Platinum, i forgot i had a habit of moving my pojemon to the next game after beating the story
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 AM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
retrieved my pandemic-era Pokemon HeartGold save from when I played it on my 3ds
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 AM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
this is the future libtarfs want....
a pokemon rom hack of pokemon platinum that makes both genders a girl, however, one has dawn in her winter outfit, and the other has dawn in her traditional outfit
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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general reminder that the wii u is blue and has pronouns
reggie saying "that we put that pronoun right in the name" as he announcing wii u nintendo wii u logo, the U is blue
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
what are we doing anymore man
New York Post @nypost: Zohran Mamdani reveals poor snow shoveling form as he strains his back in photo opportunity nypost.com/
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
what are we doing anymore man
New York Post @nypost: Zohran Mamdani reveals poor snow shoveling form as he strains his back in photo opportunity nypost.com/
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
general reminder that the wii u is blue and has pronouns
reggie saying "that we put that pronoun right in the name" as he announcing wii u nintendo wii u logo, the U is blue
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
every now and then i come back to this video, because it reminds me of being the same stupid kid who would sit down and read for hours and hours about 4kids localizations & banned episodes. of course i watched the damn episode not knowing if i could potentially […]

[Original post on vozer.cafe]
a youtube video titled "electric soldier polygon on tv"
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 AM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
i still think its funny that nintendo patched out homosexuality in tomodachi life "SHIT WHOOPS"
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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sterophonick.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy
u ever stand up and your vision feels like an arcade self-test
January 28, 2026 at 5:28 AM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
**📰 Exclusive:** Next Pokemon Game "Wind & Waves" Will Feature Increased Prices for Potions, Cites Tariffs for the Inflation.
A Pokemon "Potion"
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 AM
vozercozer.vozer.cafe.ap.brid.gy
just broke noFap and lost my super powers #nevergoon
mr krabs looking really sad and depressed on a small bed in his room in the dark illuminated by moon light
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 AM